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Old 11-25-08, 02:30 PM   #1
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My sister is 18 tomorrow

Shame Mr. Pancake man isn't around, his loss. And that's the only joke we need to make.

If i had a little brother i'd buy him a stogy and a playboy, but as for my sister, I'm at a loss. I'm not talking about anything big but what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".
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Something that reminds her that you are still the big brother. Like a poster of a huge eye or something that she can hang in her room.
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what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".
Car payment and utility bills?

That's my monthly reminder that I'm an adult.
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ruh roh.

just kidding. hope she has fun tonight!
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If i had a little brother i'd buy him a stogy and a playboy, but as for my sister, I'm at a loss. I'm not talking about anything big but what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".
Nothing reminds one that they are an adult more than lots of unpaid bills.

Be nice, get her a cabana boy.
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Old 11-25-08, 02:41 PM   #7
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Car payment and utility bills?

That's my monthly reminder that I'm an adult.
My thoughts too, but she's actually been doing that for two years now.
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Encourage her to strike a blow against sexism by going to the post office and registering for the selective service.
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Get her a selective service registration card...... oh wait, we're not that equal - genderly speakig that is. Hmm, how about taking her to fill out a voter registration card. It's a very adult thing to do.

Or, if all else fails (since you'd get her the above mentioned if she was a brother) get her a playgirl and a box of virginia slims. j/k
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Get her a selective service registration card...... oh wait, we're not that equal - genderly speakig that is. Hmm, how about taking her to fill out a voter registration card. It's a very adult thing to do.

Or, if all else fails (since you'd get her the above mentioned if she was a brother) get her a playgirl and a box of virginia slims. j/k
too slow old man!
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too slow old man!
Well, you know that happens when you reach the rickety old age of 35.

Besides, look at the time stamp... you got it by millisconds I tell ya!
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Well, you know that happens when you reach the rickety old age of 35.

Besides, look at the time stamp... you got it by millisconds I tell ya!
I would have gotten it in even earlier, but I took a moment to change it from "smash the patriarchy" to "strike a blow against sexism."
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I would have gotten it in even earlier, but I took a moment to change it from "smash the patriarchy" to "strike a blow against sexism."
you still beat me to the Playgirl and Virginia Slims...
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Old 11-25-08, 03:22 PM   #14
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Get her a Play...oh...damn. Missed it.
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Old 11-25-08, 03:43 PM   #15
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Get her a date w/ UA. He could use a distraction, and as EMO as he is, she would be perfectly safe.
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Give her a lecture on piety and staying virgin.
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Dangit, you're trying to get me killed, aren't you...
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No....trying to get you a date. If was gonna kill you, you'd hear banjos in the background.
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Oh, cool, thanks...
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But you haven't told us anything about your sister...

A stogy and a Playboy would work just fine for some of the ladies I know. Well, the Playboy anyhow...

But, if you don't think it would work, then maybe you have told us something.

Maybe a phone call from a strange man? There is bound to be a volunteer hiding under a rock somewhere... And men don't come much stranger than the ones in foo.
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But you haven't told us anything about your sister...

A stogy and a Playboy would work just fine for some of the ladies I know. Well, the Playboy anyhow...

But, if you don't think it would work, then maybe you have told us something.

Maybe a phone call from a strange man? There is bound to be a volunteer hiding under a rock somewhere... And men don't come much stranger than the ones in foo.
strange man? Where's jsharr?
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She's 18? Start posting pics of her in the Ladies of Foo thread. Oh wait, that's our gift.
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She's 18? Start posting pics of her in the Ladies of Foo thread. Oh wait, that's our gift.
not if she takes after her big brother.

















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Hookers and blow.

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