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    some new kind of kick Suttree's Avatar
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    If Foo were a Bike What Kind of Bike would She Be?

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    I personally think Foo is like a well cobbled-together fixed gear conversion.
    Lots of parts that weren't designed to go together but it works reliably
    even if it is a little dangerous, in a fun way.

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    Sleek and sweet.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    I picture more of a ******ed tallbike tandem with training wheels, a skipping chain, a four-pound bell, and ape-hangers, but is comfortable and fun, and somehow reaches that level of ugly that almost wraps around to attractive.

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    "Never send a monkey to do a man's job." ~ Captain Leo Davidson ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    that's about right.

    more streamers, tho.
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    Definitely not a porteur bike--

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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    Exactly. But with a catapult built in somewhere.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Ok--close--but it needs to have platform for the open
    mike of anonymous burlesque and emotional strip-tease

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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    I retract my vote, and lend my full support to the Japanese lowrider van bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    Ok--close--but it needs to have platform for the open
    mike of anonymous burlesque and emotional strip-tease
    That would be the business end of the catapult.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    Ok--close--but it needs to have platform for the open
    mike of anonymous burlesque and emotional strip-tease
    And if it has that, it also needs a gong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    And if it has that, it also needs a gong.
    True... and a trap door.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    this description is starting to look like the initial design suggestions for the foo jersey thread.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, it’s the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    True... and a trap door.
    and a dungeon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    and a brothel.
    Fixxxed.

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    a dothel or a brungeon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    a dothel or a brungeon?
    Let's see, one is for sadists, the other is for masochists. Why not both? This obviously ain't no weight-weenie bike.

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    It needs studded tires for when we go to Rochester to abduct Tude.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    If such a venture were to be successful I'd wager you would need
    more than studded tires.

    Maybe if it had a "free candy" sign. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    It needs studded tires for when we go to Rochester to abduct Tude.
    And an empty beer container for her monkeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    And an empty beer container for her monkeys.
    And several full beer containers for this bike's inhabitants.

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    One that made a little noise while riding, ran backwards, leaned a little to the left, but had a hell of a nice paint job and a lot of friends
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Whatever bike is sturdy enough for the clown century alley-cat bmx peloton tour of french canada.
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    And following the Foo Bicycle will be the Beer Wagon!


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