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    Chi-Chi Monger *WildHare*'s Avatar
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    Do men have biological clocks?

    Discuss...if you have the balls (or the ovaries)
    Last edited by *WildHare*; 12-03-08 at 10:16 PM.
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    Yes. Instead of going "tick, tick, tick", it goes "sex, sex, sex." (And ticks twelve times a second.)

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    From my experience on internet dating sites, I'd say yes. I see a lot of profiles for guys in their 40's with "looking for someone who definitely want kids" in their disclaimers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    From my experience on internet dating sites, I'd say yes. I see a lot of profiles for guys in their 40's with "looking for someone who definitely want kids" in their disclaimers.
    I guess living in the house with your own teen-agers is a certain cure for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *WildHare* View Post
    Discuss...if you have the balls (or the ovaries)

    EDIT: Yeah Biological is spelled wrong...
    yes, and I fixed that title for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    yes, and I fixed that title for ya.
    What a relief. I was afraid you'd left a profound post about men's biological clocks.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I hope not. I'm trying to come to grips with the fact that I'll never have that married/kids life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by *WildHare* View Post
    EDIT: Yeah Biological is spelled wrong...
    At least you didn't drop any letters out of "clocks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I hope not. I'm trying to come to grips with the fact that I'll never have that married/kids life...
    The trick is to not like kids, so that it doesn't bother you quite as much.

    Then convince yourself that inevitably dying alone is something to look forward to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    The trick is to not like kids, so that it doesn't bother you quite as much.

    Then convince yourself that inevitably dying alone is something to look forward to!
    working on it.

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    Yeah, I've definitely seen it in a few guys I know.. looking forward to settling down and making some babies (as opposed to just practicing)
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    The trick is to not like kids, so that it doesn't bother you quite as much.

    Then convince yourself that inevitably dying alone is something to look forward to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I hope not. I'm trying to come to grips with the fact that I'll never have that married/kids life...
    Good grief - you're only 30 years old! Tony Randall didn't have kids until he was in his 70's (his wife was 50 years younger though).
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    liking the way you think!
    Hmmm, how you doin'? Wanna die alone... together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Good grief - you're only 30 years old! Tony Randall didn't have kids until he was in his 70's (his wife was 50 years younger though).
    I'm super picky. Well, I like to practice to make babies with anyone, but actually settling down is something I want, but I'm smart enough to realize that not just anyone will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm super picky. Well, I like to practice to make babies with anyone, but actually settling down is something I want, but I'm smart enough to realize that not just anyone will do.
    Once cloning and genetic engineering becomes more stable, you can make a clone of yourself, and fix the chromosomes just so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Once cloning and genetic engineering becomes more stable, you can make a clone of yourself, and fix the chromosomes just so...
    I would never date myself. I have too many issues.

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    Oh...clocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    yes, and I fixed that title for ya.
    Thanks Tom...

    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    At least you didn't drop any letters out of "clocks".
    Absolutely...otherwise we'd just be a bunch of roosters looking to have our cocks cleaned Err clocks cleaned.
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    Some men do, but the buzzer sounds a little different:



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    Chi-Chi Monger *WildHare*'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    Some men do, but the buzzer sounds a little different:



    Related:

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    That's just good old mid life crisis. We can always go back and get that camaro or corvette or porsche or whatever no matter how old we are. Making babies is another matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *WildHare* View Post
    That's just good old mid life crisis. We can always go back and get that camaro or corvette or porsche or whatever no matter how old we are. Making babies is another matter.
    I don't want kids. I'll take the Porsche now.

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    Nope. We just have hair grow out of our ears. We go gray or worse bald. Prostate exams and sleeping through the night become journies to adventure. Sadly, we start to look distinguished!

    On the other hand the ability to sire offspring is generally still available to you if you so choose. It just takes a bit longer and sometimes requires the efforts of modern pharmaceuticals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    On the other hand the ability to sire offspring is generally still available to you if you so choose. It just takes a bit longer and sometimes requires the efforts of modern pharmaceuticals.
    Or young women willing to go the extra mile.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    The trick is to not like kids, so that it doesn't bother you quite as much.

    Then convince yourself that inevitably dying alone is something to look forward to!
    But... what's not to like?... so cute...MUST....HAVE....MORE...


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