I was driving along the highway this morning, when all of a sudden I see this car zoom right up behind me, on my tail. Being in Shorty, the guy was so close I could hardly see the top of his car. I maintained my speed of 70 and hoped the guy would get off of me.
He ended up going around me and as he passed I noticed that it was SANTA!! In an Infiniti Q45!! No, it wasn't red but Santa was decked out in full getup, red hat, full beard, rosy cheeks and the works. He even had his bag of toys in the back seat. I smiled big and waved furiously, thinking he might throw a glance my way. But he was steadfast, with both hands on the steering wheel, leaned forward just a tad. He sped off. I was thinking WTH??
Right behind him was CHP, full speed ahead, lights flashing.
Oh man. How are people gonna explain THAT to their kids?