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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Santa got in trouble today.

    Seriously.

    I was driving along the highway this morning, when all of a sudden I see this car zoom right up behind me, on my tail. Being in Shorty, the guy was so close I could hardly see the top of his car. I maintained my speed of 70 and hoped the guy would get off of me.

    He ended up going around me and as he passed I noticed that it was SANTA!! In an Infiniti Q45!! No, it wasn't red but Santa was decked out in full getup, red hat, full beard, rosy cheeks and the works. He even had his bag of toys in the back seat. I smiled big and waved furiously, thinking he might throw a glance my way. But he was steadfast, with both hands on the steering wheel, leaned forward just a tad. He sped off. I was thinking WTH??

    Right behind him was CHP, full speed ahead, lights flashing.

    Oh man. How are people gonna explain THAT to their kids?
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    Let them show this to their kids
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eeoI17A-1Q"]YouTube - Bad Santa (2003) Trailer[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Seriously.

    I was driving along the highway this morning, when all of a sudden I see this car zoom right up behind me, on my tail. Being in Shorty, the guy was so close I could hardly see the top of his car. I maintained my speed of 70 and hoped the guy would get off of me.

    He ended up going around me and as he passed I noticed that it was SANTA!! In an Infiniti Q45!! No, it wasn't red but Santa was decked out in full getup, red hat, full beard, rosy cheeks and the works. He even had his bag of toys in the back seat. I smiled big and waved furiously, thinking he might throw a glance my way. But he was steadfast, with both hands on the steering wheel, leaned forward just a tad. He sped off. I was thinking WTH??

    Right behind him was CHP, full speed ahead, lights flashing.

    Oh man. How are people gonna explain THAT to their kids?


    And in other news, Santa was arrested trying to evade police. His bag of toys was taken as evidence..

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    That's freakin unusual!

    <ahem>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Seriously.

    I was driving along the highway this morning, when all of a sudden I see this car zoom right up behind me, on my tail. Being in Shorty, the guy was so close I could hardly see the top of his car. I maintained my speed of 70 and hoped the guy would get off of me.

    He ended up going around me and as he passed I noticed that it was SANTA!! In an Infiniti Q45!! No, it wasn't red but Santa was decked out in full getup, red hat, full beard, rosy cheeks and the works.
    He even had his bag of toys in the back seat. I smiled big and waved furiously, thinking he might throw a glance my way. But he was steadfast, with both hands on the steering wheel, leaned forward just a tad. He sped off. I was thinking WTH??

    Right behind him was CHP, full speed ahead, lights flashing.

    Oh man. How are people gonna explain THAT to their kids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Seriously.

    I was driving along the highway this morning, when all of a sudden I see this car zoom right up behind me, on my tail. Being in Shorty, the guy was so close I could hardly see the top of his car. I maintained my speed of 70 and hoped the guy would get off of me.

    He ended up going around me and as he passed I noticed that it was SANTA!! In an Infiniti Q45!! No, it wasn't red but Santa was decked out in full getup, red hat, full beard, rosy cheeks and the works. He even had his bag of toys in the back seat. I smiled big and waved furiously, thinking he might throw a glance my way. But he was steadfast, with both hands on the steering wheel, leaned forward just a tad. He sped off. I was thinking WTH??

    Right behind him was CHP, full speed ahead, lights flashing.

    Oh man. How are people gonna explain THAT to their kids?
    Obviously an imposter Siu. Santa has a red Mercedes SLK, and a white Skyline. Wouldn't be caught dead in an Infiniti.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Can you imagine if kids saw the Po Po puttin' cuffs on Santa? They'll be thinking Santa won't be coming around.

    Well at least in MY neighborhood.
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    just show them the first five minutes of the French Connection....that will even things out (no escheating, so it's kiddie-safe)
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    When I was a kid a guy dressed as Santa robbed our local small town bank. The cops tracked him down in less than 2 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb400bill View Post
    When I was a kid a guy dressed as Santa robbed our local small town bank. The cops tracked him down in less than 2 hours.


    you mean he didn't just blend in with the crowd?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Let them show this to their kids
    YouTube - Bad Santa (2003) Trailer
    :lol1::lol1:


    And for those scenes...


    oh SNAP!!!
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    I hope Santa gets the chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I hope Santa gets the chair.
    so you're one of those types.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    so you're one of those types.....
    Just because I don't want kids of my own, doesn't mean I like the idea of lying to children about a magical greed fairy for years until they find out the truth and realize that their parents aren't worthy of their trust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Just because I don't want kids of my own, doesn't mean I like the idea of lying to children about a magical greed fairy for years until they find out the truth and realize that their parents aren't worthy of their trust.
    Why do you always have throw logic into life??
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    At least 15 years ago at my grandparents house I saw this thing on TV where a guy dressed like Santa was mowing people down with an SMG. I always wondered what show or movie it was, but never could figure it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Just because I don't want kids of my own, doesn't mean I like the idea of lying to children about a magical greed fairy for years until they find out the truth and realize that their parents aren't worthy of their trust.
    If lying about Santa is the worst thing I do to my kids, then they are getting off lucky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Can you imagine if kids saw the Po Po puttin' cuffs on Santa? They'll be thinking Santa won't be coming around.

    Well at least in MY neighborhood.
    Siu, please let us know ASAP where he is as I'll get the Strategic Homeland Invasion Team to spring him loose.

    ...besides, Santa may have that Titanium nose hair tweezer I've been asking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    At least 15 years ago at my grandparents house I saw this thing on TV where a guy dressed like Santa was mowing people down with an SMG. I always wondered what show or movie it was, but never could figure it out.
    CNN?
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