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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Stocking stuffers?

    Anyone find anything neat? I thought this was dorky, but neat.

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    I'm hoping my stocking is stuffed with co2 cartridges and a load of tubes.

    i usually get gag gifts for stocking stuffs.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    I use only real legs
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    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I use only real legs
    I sometimes use my "third leg"...

    please don't ban me...


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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I'll shill, if it's ok, for the Tara fund - I got teh wife a t-shirt and also some lip balm - good cause, good gifts.
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    rubbers

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

    OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

    Who cares.
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    KT....give Siu back, you don't need another body to inhabit.

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    Siu, I would love to stuff your stocking.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I'll shill, if it's ok, for the Tara fund - I got teh wife a t-shirt and also some lip balm - good cause, good gifts.
    Dude...that's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

    OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

    Who cares.
    You're not hinting enough. Put one of these over the mantle w/ a sprig of mistletoe.


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    I wanted to get bakugan but apparently they don't make them any more.

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    After a horrible Christmas working in a store that sold over priced nature themed crap, including candles in a zillion sneeze inducing scents, I didn't want to spend any time shopping. I gave everyone on my list movie theatre gift certificates.

    What did I get? Stupid stinking candles. From everybody. Not a nice day. To get back at the unimaginative oafs, I regifted there crappy candles to all of them the next Christmas. Cheaper too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

    OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

    Who cares.
    I care...even made a thread about it

    pm addy - i will redirect for Santa (give the poor fat guy a break - you saw how busy he can get this morning!)
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    Stuff bought from work at employee prices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    After a horrible Christmas working in a store that sold over priced nature themed crap, including candles in a zillion sneeze inducing scents, I didn't want to spend any time shopping. I gave everyone on my list movie theatre gift certificates.

    What did I get? Stupid stinking candles. From everybody. Not a nice day. To get back at the unimaginative oafs, I regifted there crappy candles to all of them the next Christmas. Cheaper too.
    Hahaha...man, that's some beef.

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    I like this.

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    Dollar-store blinkies make great stocking stuffers--you never know when your blinky will run out/fall off/be forgotten at home, right?
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    good idea - also - red & white reflective tape.
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    I just leave the bank robber in them.

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    http://www.silpada.com/public/

    but I gots a fambly of wimmins....
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    Needles as a stocking stuffer always get a reaction.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch Hedberg
    A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer
    Or Blackcats and bottle rockets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

    OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

    Who cares.
    I feel your pain.

    Nothing in my stocking the last 2 years.
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