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Old 12-04-08, 12:50 PM   #1
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Stocking stuffers?

Anyone find anything neat? I thought this was dorky, but neat.
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I'm hoping my stocking is stuffed with co2 cartridges and a load of tubes.

i usually get gag gifts for stocking stuffs.
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I'll shill, if it's ok, for the Tara fund - I got teh wife a t-shirt and also some lip balm - good cause, good gifts.
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You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

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KT....give Siu back, you don't need another body to inhabit.
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Siu, I would love to stuff your stocking.
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Old 12-04-08, 02:54 PM   #11
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Dude...that's cool.
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Old 12-04-08, 02:57 PM   #12
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You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

Who cares.
You're not hinting enough. Put one of these over the mantle w/ a sprig of mistletoe.

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I wanted to get bakugan but apparently they don't make them any more.
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After a horrible Christmas working in a store that sold over priced nature themed crap, including candles in a zillion sneeze inducing scents, I didn't want to spend any time shopping. I gave everyone on my list movie theatre gift certificates.

What did I get? Stupid stinking candles. From everybody. Not a nice day. To get back at the unimaginative oafs, I regifted there crappy candles to all of them the next Christmas. Cheaper too.
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You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

Who cares.
I care...even made a thread about it

pm addy - i will redirect for Santa (give the poor fat guy a break - you saw how busy he can get this morning!)
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Stuff bought from work at employee prices.
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Old 12-04-08, 03:10 PM   #17
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After a horrible Christmas working in a store that sold over priced nature themed crap, including candles in a zillion sneeze inducing scents, I didn't want to spend any time shopping. I gave everyone on my list movie theatre gift certificates.

What did I get? Stupid stinking candles. From everybody. Not a nice day. To get back at the unimaginative oafs, I regifted there crappy candles to all of them the next Christmas. Cheaper too.
Hahaha...man, that's some beef.
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Old 12-04-08, 03:15 PM   #18
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I like this.
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Dollar-store blinkies make great stocking stuffers--you never know when your blinky will run out/fall off/be forgotten at home, right?
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good idea - also - red & white reflective tape.
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Needles as a stocking stuffer always get a reaction.
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You know what sucks?? In this friggen house hold full of people, it never fails that all of the stockings hanging over the fireplace are stuffed FULL. By me. Even the ones for the pets. And mine??

OHhhhhhhHHHhhh MINE. Flat as ever. Never fails. Nobody thinks of Siu when it comes to the stockings. Nope. So last year? I didn't even hang it up. Did anyone notice? NOPE!! Pfft. Whatever.

Who cares.
I feel your pain.

Nothing in my stocking the last 2 years.
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