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Old 12-04-08, 05:10 PM   #1
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Can I just tell you how cool flatulence is?

Seriously. If you haven't tried any lately, you should.
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Dude, my mom had some air shot into her colon yesterday. Those farts were incredible.
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I would have to disagree. It should exit at about body temperature ... far from cool. However, as the gas expands into the atmosphere, it will cool rapidly. It's all a matter of distance ... or isn't that what you meant???
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I would have to disagree. It should exit at about body temperature ... far from cool. However, as the gas expands into the atmosphere, it will cool rapidly. It's all a matter of distance ... or isn't that what you meant???
beat me too it.
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I keep getting Pgoat and Unsafe Alpine mixed up.
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I would have to disagree. It should exit at about body temperature ... far from cool. However, as the gas expands into the atmosphere, it will cool rapidly. It's all a matter of distance ... or isn't that what you meant???
But does it travel as volts, or amps? I can never keep that one straight...
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But does it travel as volts, or amps? I can never keep that one straight...
It travels as a fart. What else to you need to know? :fight1:
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Old 12-05-08, 11:10 AM   #9
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My blood pressure just went down.
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<looks down at half eaten bag of Hot-n-Spicey Cheez-Its ... and puts them back in the drawer - don't needz no farts at Mom's tonite ...>
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In my house, I'm the farter, my wife is the burper.

But....not long after I moved in with her (years ago) we went out for Japanese steak house. My wife LOVES the ginger dressing they have there, so she indulged. For whatever reason, that night it just didn't sit right with her. Man, even the dogs left the room.

btw, you know the lip-rattling burps Homer and others produce on The Simpsons? On one occasion my wife, bless her heart, let out a burp that did indeed rattle her lips.

Thank God she doesn't read BF.
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You know why farts smell?

So deaf folks can enjoy them, too.
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Old 12-05-08, 02:08 PM   #14
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oh SNAP!!!


wait. Was that right?
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no.

try

Pans ho!
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<looks down at half eaten bag of Hot-n-Spicey Cheez-Its ... and puts them back in the drawer - don't needz no farts at Mom's tonite ...>
Cheezies make u fart?

oh - maybe cause they're the hot ones?

They just make me fat
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Thank God she doesn't read BF.
let's hope you're right (we'll soon find out)
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