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  • Go talk to her.

    42 70.00%
  • Leave here alone, she's busy.

    5 8.33%
  • Leave here alone, you haven't showered today.

    4 6.67%
  • She's probably into chicks.

    9 15.00%
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    Genius FlatMaster's Avatar
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    Girl at the library

    So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.
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    mkay.

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    Talk to her. Don't chicken out like a punk-*****

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    HTFU and JDI.

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    You need to allow multiple responses in the poll.

    I vote for: She's probably into chicks, go talk to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatMaster View Post
    So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.

    What are you waiting for?

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    Well, the haven't showered for a day option should more like two weeks. And besides, it's the library.
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    Did you just say you haven't showered in TWO WEEKS?

    Ewwwwww.
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    No running water
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatMaster View Post
    No running water
    What? Where do you l-- ohhhh, Alabama. Well, she probably hasn't showered in a fortnight either!

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    Chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Chicks.
    Are you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Are you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?
    If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.
    Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.
    That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...

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    Do it FlatMaster, go talk to her or you'll end up on the "what are your regrets." thread.
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...
    Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.
    Oooh a pheremone phenomenon!

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    Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique. Pon far without the bonsoir

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    what's your religon on frame materials? if steel is real, go ask her to marry you. otherwise there's no future so forget about it.
    What is bicycle touring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    pheremone phenomenon!
    Say that ten times fast while not bathing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Say that ten times fast while not bathing!
    Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevesurf View Post
    Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique.
    "Oh crap oh crap oh crap! I think I screwed up big time! The mind meld is the one where you pinch their neck, right? Oh crap, she won't wake up, what do I do?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.
    It's a little easier when greased up with filth.

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    Oh puleeeze don't go over there all stankified. It's just sooooooo not cool.
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