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View Poll Results: What shoud I do
Go talk to her. 42 70.00%
Leave here alone, she's busy. 5 8.33%
Leave here alone, you haven't showered today. 4 6.67%
She's probably into chicks. 9 15.00%
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Old 12-04-08, 09:45 PM   #1
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Girl at the library

So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.
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Old 12-04-08, 09:46 PM   #2
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Old 12-04-08, 09:48 PM   #3
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Talk to her. Don't chicken out like a punk-*****
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Old 12-04-08, 09:51 PM   #4
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Old 12-04-08, 09:51 PM   #5
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You need to allow multiple responses in the poll.

I vote for: She's probably into chicks, go talk to her.
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Old 12-04-08, 09:54 PM   #6
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So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.

What are you waiting for?

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Well, the haven't showered for a day option should more like two weeks. And besides, it's the library.
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Old 12-04-08, 10:01 PM   #8
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Did you just say you haven't showered in TWO WEEKS?

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What? Where do you l-- ohhhh, Alabama. Well, she probably hasn't showered in a fortnight either!
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Are you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?
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Old 12-04-08, 10:21 PM   #13
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Are you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?
If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.
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If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.
Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.
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Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.
That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...
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Do it FlatMaster, go talk to her or you'll end up on the "what are your regrets." thread.
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That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...
Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.
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Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.
Oooh a pheremone phenomenon!
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Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique. Pon far without the bonsoir
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what's your religon on frame materials? if steel is real, go ask her to marry you. otherwise there's no future so forget about it.
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Say that ten times fast while not bathing!
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Say that ten times fast while not bathing!
Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.
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Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique.
"Oh crap oh crap oh crap! I think I screwed up big time! The mind meld is the one where you pinch their neck, right? Oh crap, she won't wake up, what do I do?!"
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Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.
It's a little easier when greased up with filth.
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Oh puleeeze don't go over there all stankified. It's just sooooooo not cool.
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