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    Stop dipping your tampon in Vodka

    I mean yeah, it'll get you drunk, but where you have to put it for it to work is um... well.... not good.

    http://www.lehman.edu/provost/provos...ge/tampons.htm

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    That could make air travel more tolerable... Especially with the no outside drinks rule.
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    Kinda takes the fun out of college drinking games, doesn't it?
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    Dude????

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post


    Kinda takes the fun out of college drinking games, doesn't it?
    Well...instead of chubby benny with marshmallows in your mouth...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.
    First of all, "introduced them"? "Nice to meet you vodkapon!"

    Second, thanks for delving into the when, why, and how of the mysterious and unknown world of tampon usage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I want to play beer pong with that girl.

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    I call foul...

    Whoever started this rumor has never used a tampon. When they're soaked, you can take them out, but you sure as heck wouldn't be able to insert them very well. And, they'd probably fall right out again if they were saturated.
    And, wow, would that sting!
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    I feel bad for her...I don't know anyone who had a battle with Vodka!

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    Imagine using this method to play quarters.
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    Shows how stupid and impressionable some kids are.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I have a few questions:
    How much vodka can a tampon hold? A shot glass worth? What noob gets drunk on a shot of vodka?
    Are they using super pluses? Continuously? Plastic applicators?
    Ok, that was more than a few questions, but here's my final one: Wouldn't it be better to drink the vodka?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    Wouldn't it be better to drink the vodka?
    People who do things like this aren't drinking alcoholic beverages for the taste, they're just trying to get smashed. Apparently, with all the blood vessels in such areas, the alcohol has a shorter trip into the bloodstream, causing a fast, efficient sloshing.

    Pretty sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    Nope true story. One of my buds is an ER doc at the hospital over on campus the local major university. He had his first case of it this week. Thats when I looked into it online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.
    Since when does one put a tampon in the anus in "the usual manner"? ...Come to think of it, since when is there a usual manner of introducing anything to the anus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Wtf wtf wtf?!

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    I've heard of people squirting liquor up their ass to keep it off their breath, Jay Leno talked about it, justly highlighting it as being funny. But what's with the tampon thing? As pointed out, how would that get you drunk? There can't be that much booze in your blood stream from a tampons worth.
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