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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    My roommate had sex in the room last night...

    While I was asleep. On his bed. In his closet (apparently the door was banging rather loudly). I never woke up during any of it. We share a room but have separate beds (which are about 6ft apart).

    I mentioned this to a few of my friends and got a "Oh my god, I would be so pissed." Are his actions something I should be bothered by?
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    Yes, you should be jealous.
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    His bed is in the closet?
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    No, two separate sessions: once in the bed, once in the closet.
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    Buy him a cigar.
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    In general, I wouldn't really care. This may be a sign that he lacks the ability to give some recognition and decency, though.
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    It may have been rude for him to doink some guy/gal right there in the room with you (at least without sharing), but if you didn't even wake up, you don't really have a complaint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2 View Post
    No, two separate sessions: once in the bed, once in the closet.

    You were counting?
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    Only you can answer that question--are YOU bothered by it? I personally would not be bothered if I didn't wake up, but if I did, I'd be pissy at them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falkon View Post
    In general, I wouldn't really care. This may be a sign that he lacks the ability to give some recognition and decency, though.

    He should have given a shout out? What kind of recognition? A hand signal? Thumbs up?


    If I had a roomate call out my name in the middle of intercourse I would be severely damaged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    It may have been rude for him to doink some guy/gal right there in the room with you (at least without sharing), but if you didn't even wake up, you don't really have a complaint.
    +1.

    He should share.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    He should have given a shout out? What kind of recognition? A hand signal? Thumbs up?


    If I had a roomate call out my name in the middle of intercourse I would be severely damaged.
    recognition that he was in the room. The word I meant to use was consideration. Consider that it was his place too and he may want to get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    +1.

    He should share.


    That is seriously gross. I could never wrap my head around that. That's like sharing chewing gum.




    If feelings are involved, it's incomprehensible. 98.9% of the time feelings are involved. Probably not in the cupboard in the same room as your roomate, though. That sounds like a hook up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2 View Post
    While I was asleep. On his bed. In his closet (apparently the door was banging rather loudly). I never woke up during any of it. We share a room but have separate beds (which are about 6ft apart).

    I mentioned this to a few of my friends and got a "Oh my god, I would be so pissed." Are his actions something I should be bothered by?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falkon View Post
    recognition that he was in the room. The word I meant to use was consideration. Consider that it was his place too and he may want to get laid.

    Everyone wants to get laid. What is there to consider?


    No one that you have to face the next day needs to see your rump-a-humpin'.


    The only people that should see your naked butt having sex are complete strangers.

    For example, there are at least 50 passengers of some boat touring a remote island that know intimate details about me and my ex's sex life. And that's okay with us.
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    some new kind of kick Suttree's Avatar
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    agreed re: only strangers should be
    witnesses (if any)

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    There are several rules when living in a dorm. For one, don't get upset by it if it is on his bed. If it's on your bed then you can complain. Even then, just be nice and have him wash the sheets for you.

    The rules that apply here essentially say that if he awakes you from slumber then you have every right to watch.

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    as long as there is no sex on food preparation surfaces, it should be ok. be glad for him he is getting laid. trust me be glad you dont live with me. I like having sex in public.

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    Showoff. Lol

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    Oh come on Cow, That's what college is for.
    I remember one time when I was in college, I was fooling around with some girl and apparently I was a little drunk because I just threw the used condom right on the floor. My roommate stepped on it when he got up to go to the bathroom. He said it stuck to his foot. We laughed about it for a while. I still laugh about it.

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    YOu sure have no need for sleeping pills.. Roommates are a pain... I remember my college years.. Some how I fared well thru it.. These guys were pigs.. They got me drunk, and had their gross 'sweat hogs' - as they said, attack me.. Some how I escaped . They thought it funny. I felt the need to find new roommates. It could be worse...
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    The only reason you'd have to complain is if she is a member of your immediate family.
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    There is a video of myself on the internet somewhere of my roommate busting into my room in full firefighters gear yelling "FIRE EVERYONE GET OUT" as I was performing certain sexual activities on a girl.

    My neighbor was a volunteer firefighter. Damn them all.

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