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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Childhood innocence RUINED!

    By not-so-pure Christmas songs. Yep.

    Seriously.

    "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus"
    - Here we glorify adultery.

    "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer" - Discrimination at its best. And teaches one to USE someone because of their differences. What a shame.

    "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
    - Oh this song threatens kids and instills fear in them. You BETTER watch out? I mean... WTH??

    "Frosty the Snowman" - Poor little kid, with no real friends. And here the imaginary one dies. No wonder they get all anti social.

    "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" - Yeah and so are the druggies around the corner from me.

    "Jingle Bells"
    - Somehow this got tied in with begging for money. You know, the ones with the buckets in front of stores uh...jingling?

    I can never hear these songs and think of them as I did when I was a kid. *sigh*
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    thank you for adding to my holiday depression. So, not only was I not allowed to believe in Santa, but it turns out all my fave Christmas songs were not so innocent. Thanks.

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    "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" - Preaching grandma hate!

    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe"

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    And you haven't heard the spanish regeton versions ... nasty combinations of "Santa" and "Dale Fuete".

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    thank you for adding to my holiday depression. So, not only was I not allowed to believe in Santa, but it turns out all my fave Christmas songs were not so innocent. Thanks.
    So what's the common theme here? Oh yeah, xmas!

    Remove xmas, and you have nothing to worry about and all is well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonlife View Post
    Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Preaching grandma hate!

    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe"
    Now wasn't there drinking booze involved here too? AHA!! DRUNK DRIVING!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    So what's the common theme here? Oh yeah, xmas!

    Remove xmas, and you have nothing to worry about and all is well.
    OH KT would just loooooove this thread, wouldn't he?
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    my sister always cried when frosty melted, and my mom had to turn the video off.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    my sister always cried when frosty melted, and my mom had to turn the video off.
    Heh, and Old Yeller was just a happy movie about a dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    my sister always cried when frosty melted, and my mom had to turn the video off.
    Hey! I cried when frosty melted.... still do.

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    Santa Cutie: Good lord! Has anyone actually listened to the lyrics of that song?

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    Or do you mean "Santa Baby"? About having him coming down her *ahem* chimney??

    And don't forget "Merry Christmas Darling" by Karen Carpenter. Ya know, the one about how she's alone Christmas Eve? Didn't she starve herself to death? Total emo song.
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    Christmas is brutal...just like life.


    Get used to it.
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    Yes, that's the one! Santa Baby.

    Karen Carpenter was either bulemic or anorexic. Can't remember which.

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    Walking in women underwear.

    Not that there is wrong with it ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmKScVBn9Y
    Giving Haircuts Over The Phone

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    I always preferred "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" only to have it end up being mommy in disguise...


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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
    Walking in women underwear.

    Not that there is wrong with it ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmKScVBn9Y
    Oh, thank goodness.

    I was worried my neighbor with the video fetish had posted to youtube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post

    "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer" - Discrimination at its best. And teaches one to USE someone because of their differences. What a shame.
    The interpretation of the song could be, "rather that ridicule the differences among us, embrace them"
    Last edited by thomson; 12-13-08 at 04:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomson View Post
    The interpretation of the song could be, "rather that ridicule the differences among us, embrace them"

    Yes, but they didn't "embrace" Rudolf and his differences until they had a use for him.

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    my brother in law made an album of x rated xmas songs, which i kinda thought were on the tasteless side. (They were spoofs on the regular well known songs and had vulgarities, eg, I saw mommy ____ing Santa Claus, etc etc.)

    I told a friend at work about it (this was many years ago) and to my surprise they insisted they wanted to hear it. I reluctantly brought the CD in and to my surprise they loved it. They even started spreading it around and plenty of other people wanted to buy a copy
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Any moment, I'm expecting Seattle to ban the song "We Need a Little Christmas Now" for fear that it will incite homophobic violence due to the lyric "slice up the fruitcake."

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    Oh, we humans are a bizarre lot!!!!

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    Frosty The Snowman - Teaching the art of black magic?

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    Why do I get the feeling I was never innocent as a child?
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I thought Rudolph's nose was red because he'd been in the booze.
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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