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    Burning Matches. ElJamoquio's Avatar
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    Everything on earth should have a bottle opener.

    Just moved, stuff is still in storage. Bought a case of beer. I think you see where this is heading.

    The last time this happened, a friend's shoes had a built in bottle opener.


    I think everything - shoes, bike wrenches, engagement rings - should have a built-in bottle opener.
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    I agree! I can never find one when I need it
    See the kitty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Bah, you'd be surprised what will work as a bottle opener in a pinch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Okay, maybe not after watching that... and the related video of a woman opening a bottle with her chest.

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    I'm doing the hipster thing and bolting a bottle opener to that useless rear brake hole on my fixie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm doing the hipster thing and bolting a bottle opener to that useless rear brake hole on my fixie.
    Nice!

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    Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:




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    I always have my swiss army knife, bottle opener plus corkscrew!


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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:



    sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarrieIRO View Post
    sweet
    sweet and illegal.



    But I concur.


    Also, use a magazine to open a beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    sweet and illegal.
    Bah. 'Tisn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:



    ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

    http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya View Post
    ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

    http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.html
    I bought both pieces from Joseph Ahearne at NAHBS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Bah. 'Tisn't.


    Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.
    Nay, and not too likely to happen, I wouldn't think.

    I've had a police officer inspect the bike very closely (close enough to write down the make and model of the bike as "Brooks Champion Special" ), and he didn't say a thing about the flask. Plus, bikes are of no consequence here.

    Hell, I've even had company bigwigs see the bike parked in my office, and they're amused by the flask.

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    [IMG]http://www.cool****youcanbuy.com/bikechain_bottle_opener.jpg[/IMG]

    arg... got sniped... gime a sec... I'll fix it

    ...ok, here you go



    or this...
    Last edited by RubenX; 12-13-08 at 11:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?
    Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

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    That is what forearms are for.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Que?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    That is what forearms are for.
    You are one studdly chica...

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    Burning Matches. ElJamoquio's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You are one studdly chica...
    Invited over to my place, BTW.
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    Burning Matches. ElJamoquio's Avatar
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    (Hope you like sitting on the floor).
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

    They have to make a living too, y'know.
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    Burning Matches. ElJamoquio's Avatar
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    It just chips your teeth, it doesn't pull them out completely. I guess they could smooth over the chips.
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