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Old 12-13-08, 09:56 PM   #1
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Everything on earth should have a bottle opener.

Just moved, stuff is still in storage. Bought a case of beer. I think you see where this is heading.

The last time this happened, a friend's shoes had a built in bottle opener.


I think everything - shoes, bike wrenches, engagement rings - should have a built-in bottle opener.
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Old 12-13-08, 10:00 PM   #2
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I agree! I can never find one when I need it
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Bah, you'd be surprised what will work as a bottle opener in a pinch.

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Okay, maybe not after watching that... and the related video of a woman opening a bottle with her chest.
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I'm doing the hipster thing and bolting a bottle opener to that useless rear brake hole on my fixie.
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Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:



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I always have my swiss army knife, bottle opener plus corkscrew!

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sweet
sweet and illegal.



But I concur.


Also, use a magazine to open a beer.
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Bah. 'Tisn't.
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ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.html
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ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.html
I bought both pieces from Joseph Ahearne at NAHBS.
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Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.
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Old 12-13-08, 11:17 PM   #15
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What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?
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Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.
Nay, and not too likely to happen, I wouldn't think.

I've had a police officer inspect the bike very closely (close enough to write down the make and model of the bike as "Brooks Champion Special" ), and he didn't say a thing about the flask. Plus, bikes are of no consequence here.

Hell, I've even had company bigwigs see the bike parked in my office, and they're amused by the flask.
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Old 12-13-08, 11:21 PM   #17
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[IMG]http://www.cool****youcanbuy.com/bikechain_bottle_opener.jpg[/IMG]

arg... got sniped... gime a sec... I'll fix it

...ok, here you go



or this...

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What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?
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That is what forearms are for.
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You are one studdly chica...
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Old 12-13-08, 11:37 PM   #23
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They have to make a living too, y'know.
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It just chips your teeth, it doesn't pull them out completely. I guess they could smooth over the chips.
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