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Old 12-14-08, 07:39 PM   #1
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My lips hurt! :cry:

I had a 15mi ride into a nasty cold headwind...ugh. Windburned lips suck.

*slathers even MORE lipbalm on*
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You can't use the word "slather" in Foo. The men will get all excited.
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Old 12-14-08, 07:46 PM   #3
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Too late!

Whooo hoo! Hey baby, what you slathering and where?
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Whooo hoo! Hey baby, what you slathering and where?
something about chapped lips coming from too much kissin', I think.
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Old 12-14-08, 07:54 PM   #5
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something about chapped lips coming from too much kissin', I think.
I wasn't thinking about kissing.
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Yeah, well, its been so long since I've done anything else, I can't picture it..
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Windburn! Windburn!

But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.

Aside from the lipbalm (I use shea butter lip balm from Body Shop), is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

edit: Oh, neosporin lip treatment^^...thanks, I'll look for that.
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more slathering.
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is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

Vasaline and a lip massage from the bf.
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Old 12-14-08, 08:07 PM   #10
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But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.
Use Vaseline.

In all seriousness, when my lips are dry, I SLATHER (hehe--really, though, put on A LOT) a bunch of Vaseline on my lips at night. By morning, all I have to do is wipe my lips off with a wet wash cloth in the shower, and my lips are as good as gold again.
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thanks for the slather
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This thread delivers...the slather.
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This is starting to remind me of that woman who went out on the salmon fishing boat with those ten guys.
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Old 12-14-08, 08:29 PM   #14
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Slather IS a nice word, isn't it?

Well, I've got more slathering to do. Now where's that jar of petroleum jelly...
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Old 12-14-08, 08:34 PM   #15
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Ouch! Homemade Burt's Bees type stuff is the thing for that!
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slather carmex lip balm on those babies!! works great for me.
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I had a 15mi ride into a nasty cold headwind...ugh. Windburned lips suck.

*slathers even MORE lipbalm on*
ONLY 15?!

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In all seriousness, when my lips are dry, I SLATHER (hehe--really, though, put on A LOT) a bunch of Vaseline on my lips at night. By morning, all I have...
...is a pillow covered with slimy smooches.
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Slather IS a nice word, isn't it?

I believe it is short for "sex lather".
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...is a pillow covered with slimy smooches.
Nah, I don't move much when I sleep.
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next time bring your tuba.

it protects the lips and makes you more visible and audible.
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Windburn! Windburn!

But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.

Aside from the lipbalm (I use shea butter lip balm from Body Shop), is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

edit: Oh, neosporin lip treatment^^...thanks, I'll look for that.
Ask your bf to give them an ever so soft and tender kiss (if he does it right it should feel like butterfly wings brushing gently across your lips) and make them feel all better If that doesnt work Shadiyas on track with the Burts bees stuff, its great!
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Nah, I don't move much when I sleep.
*takes notes*
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next time bring your tuba.

it protects the lips and makes you more visible and audible.
So, what you're saying, is:

"ding-ding" < "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
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The tuba, when played in specific fashion, sounds remarkably like an ocean liner.
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