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    I... Don't care. nekohime's Avatar
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    My lips hurt! :cry:

    I had a 15mi ride into a nasty cold headwind...ugh. Windburned lips suck.

    *slathers even MORE lipbalm on*
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    You can't use the word "slather" in Foo. The men will get all excited.
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    Too late!

    Whooo hoo! Hey baby, what you slathering and where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Too late!

    Whooo hoo! Hey baby, what you slathering and where?
    something about chapped lips coming from too much kissin', I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    something about chapped lips coming from too much kissin', I think.
    I wasn't thinking about kissing.

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    Yeah, well, its been so long since I've done anything else, I can't picture it..

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    Windburn! Windburn!

    But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.

    Aside from the lipbalm (I use shea butter lip balm from Body Shop), is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

    edit: Oh, neosporin lip treatment^^...thanks, I'll look for that.
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    more slathering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

    Vasaline and a lip massage from the bf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.
    Use Vaseline.

    In all seriousness, when my lips are dry, I SLATHER (hehe--really, though, put on A LOT) a bunch of Vaseline on my lips at night. By morning, all I have to do is wipe my lips off with a wet wash cloth in the shower, and my lips are as good as gold again.

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    thanks for the slather

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    This thread delivers...the slather.
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    This is starting to remind me of that woman who went out on the salmon fishing boat with those ten guys.

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    Slather IS a nice word, isn't it?

    Well, I've got more slathering to do. Now where's that jar of petroleum jelly...
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Ouch! Homemade Burt's Bees type stuff is the thing for that!

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    slather carmex lip balm on those babies!! works great for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    I had a 15mi ride into a nasty cold headwind...ugh. Windburned lips suck.

    *slathers even MORE lipbalm on*
    ONLY 15?!

    Ride more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    In all seriousness, when my lips are dry, I SLATHER (hehe--really, though, put on A LOT) a bunch of Vaseline on my lips at night. By morning, all I have...
    ...is a pillow covered with slimy smooches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Slather IS a nice word, isn't it?

    I believe it is short for "sex lather".
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    Bring May Flowers aprilm's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    ...is a pillow covered with slimy smooches.
    Nah, I don't move much when I sleep.

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    next time bring your tuba.

    it protects the lips and makes you more visible and audible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Windburn! Windburn!

    But yeah, that means so kissing and no um... not-kissing ... for teh bf tonight.

    Aside from the lipbalm (I use shea butter lip balm from Body Shop), is there any other way to cure chapped lips? They're a rather bad place to get windburned. *ouchies*

    edit: Oh, neosporin lip treatment^^...thanks, I'll look for that.
    Ask your bf to give them an ever so soft and tender kiss (if he does it right it should feel like butterfly wings brushing gently across your lips) and make them feel all better If that doesnt work Shadiyas on track with the Burts bees stuff, its great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Nah, I don't move much when I sleep.
    *takes notes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy View Post
    next time bring your tuba.

    it protects the lips and makes you more visible and audible.
    So, what you're saying, is:

    "ding-ding" < "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

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    The tuba, when played in specific fashion, sounds remarkably like an ocean liner.

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