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    Spankin' the mother-in-law

    The in-laws were in town this past weekend for a trip to the mountains. I'm in the kitchen the night before we hit the road cooking. My wife was in there talking to me. It got quiet for a second and I heard the fridge open and I looked back and there was a booty hangin' out the door. So I did what I normally do when I see a cute booty, I spanked. You know, like a love spank. Well as it turned out, my wife walked out of the kitchen and apparently my mother-in-law walked in to get something out of the fridge. OOOOPS! She took it in good stride but it embarrassed the hell out of me. And you can't spell embarrass without the word ass, which is what I felt like. We all got a chuckle out of it. And for the record the wife and mother-in-law look a lot a like and have similar builds. I'm a little relieved that she didn't give me a wink afterwards. Talk about make an awkward situation more awkward.

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    After she got over the initial shock, she probably got a huge kick out of the expression on your face.
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    Glad she did not grab your hand and refuse to let go, or you would have had to kick her ass.
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    OMG... too funny


    I've almost done this to a complete stranger in a store once or twice....my wife was standing behind me, I turned around and didn't realize she'd walked away and another woman of similar height and build was standing there....must remember to keep hands to myself...at least in public
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Glad she did not grab your hand and refuse to let go, or you would have had to kick her ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    The in-laws were in town this past weekend for a trip to the mountains. I'm in the kitchen the night before we hit the road cooking. My wife was in there talking to me. It got quiet for a second and I heard the fridge open and I looked back and there was a booty hangin' out the door. So I did what I normally do when I see a cute booty, I spanked. You know, like a love spank. Well as it turned out, my wife walked out of the kitchen and apparently my mother-in-law walked in to get something out of the fridge. OOOOPS! She took it in good stride but it embarrassed the hell out of me. And you can't spell embarrass without the word ass, which is what I felt like. We all got a chuckle out of it. And for the record the wife and mother-in-law look a lot a like and have similar builds. I'm a little relieved that she didn't give me a wink afterwards. Talk about make an awkward situation more awkward.
    I almost got turned on. Then I remembered my mother-in-law, and started getting a little sick.


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    Then I hear, "Hey it's (daughter's name) dad. Hi (daughter's name) dad."
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    she must be flattered that her butt looks like her daughters butt
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    OMG... too funny


    I've almost done this to a complete stranger in a store once or twice....my wife was standing behind me, I turned around and didn't realize she'd walked away and another woman of similar height and build was standing there....must remember to keep hands to myself...at least in public
    I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.








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    Next Time try that on your father- in -law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.
    So, neither ass nor helicopter agent is safe 'round the crackerjabber
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10 Wheels View Post
    Next Time try that on your father- in -law.
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    hehe - I did that at a family picnic - forgot my ex's brothers all have similar muscular body shapes and I whacked the wrong guy. They got quite the big kick outta that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    They got quite the big slap outta that!
    spanked it 4 you
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    Nope...never spanked any of the relatives. I did walk into the bathroom thinking it was my wife getting a shower. As it turned out, it was the Sister in Law. Oops!

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    If it were my mother-in-law, I wouldn't hit it.
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    If it were my mother-in-law I would have either cut off my hand or committed suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy View Post
    I'd of hit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Nope...never spanked any of the relatives. I did walk into the bathroom thinking it was my wife getting a shower. As it turned out, it was the Sister in Law. Oops!
    Now you're talkin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.








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    oh SNAP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.
    So you're spankin' it to your mother-in-law and your wife's friends?

    Dude, TMI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab
    Wait for it......
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonlife View Post
    So you're spankin' it to your mother-in-law and your wife's friends?

    Dude, TMI.

    And there it is.

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