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Old 12-22-08, 10:41 AM   #1
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Spankin' the mother-in-law

The in-laws were in town this past weekend for a trip to the mountains. I'm in the kitchen the night before we hit the road cooking. My wife was in there talking to me. It got quiet for a second and I heard the fridge open and I looked back and there was a booty hangin' out the door. So I did what I normally do when I see a cute booty, I spanked. You know, like a love spank. Well as it turned out, my wife walked out of the kitchen and apparently my mother-in-law walked in to get something out of the fridge. OOOOPS! She took it in good stride but it embarrassed the hell out of me. And you can't spell embarrass without the word ass, which is what I felt like. We all got a chuckle out of it. And for the record the wife and mother-in-law look a lot a like and have similar builds. I'm a little relieved that she didn't give me a wink afterwards. Talk about make an awkward situation more awkward.
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Old 12-22-08, 10:45 AM   #2
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Don't you love it when that happens? That happens to me a lot.
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Old 12-22-08, 10:45 AM   #3
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After she got over the initial shock, she probably got a huge kick out of the expression on your face.
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Glad she did not grab your hand and refuse to let go, or you would have had to kick her ass.
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OMG... too funny


I've almost done this to a complete stranger in a store once or twice....my wife was standing behind me, I turned around and didn't realize she'd walked away and another woman of similar height and build was standing there....must remember to keep hands to myself...at least in public
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Glad she did not grab your hand and refuse to let go, or you would have had to kick her ass.
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The in-laws were in town this past weekend for a trip to the mountains. I'm in the kitchen the night before we hit the road cooking. My wife was in there talking to me. It got quiet for a second and I heard the fridge open and I looked back and there was a booty hangin' out the door. So I did what I normally do when I see a cute booty, I spanked. You know, like a love spank. Well as it turned out, my wife walked out of the kitchen and apparently my mother-in-law walked in to get something out of the fridge. OOOOPS! She took it in good stride but it embarrassed the hell out of me. And you can't spell embarrass without the word ass, which is what I felt like. We all got a chuckle out of it. And for the record the wife and mother-in-law look a lot a like and have similar builds. I'm a little relieved that she didn't give me a wink afterwards. Talk about make an awkward situation more awkward.
I almost got turned on. Then I remembered my mother-in-law, and started getting a little sick.


Here's my unpleasant situation yesterday:
Went to the store to buy a couple of things. A couple of girls walk down the isle toward me. One is tall, blond, and with a nice build. I say to myself, "Now she's gonna be a hotty when she gets older."

Then I hear, "Hey it's (daughter's name) dad. Hi (daughter's name) dad."
"Uh, hi." God, I'm a pathetic human being.

I tell my wife and she laughs at me.
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Old 12-22-08, 10:49 AM   #8
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she must be flattered that her butt looks like her daughters butt
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OMG... too funny


I've almost done this to a complete stranger in a store once or twice....my wife was standing behind me, I turned around and didn't realize she'd walked away and another woman of similar height and build was standing there....must remember to keep hands to myself...at least in public
I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.








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Next Time try that on your father- in -law.
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I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.
So, neither ass nor helicopter agent is safe 'round the crackerjabber
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Old 12-22-08, 11:42 AM   #13
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hehe - I did that at a family picnic - forgot my ex's brothers all have similar muscular body shapes and I whacked the wrong guy. They got quite the big kick outta that!
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Nope...never spanked any of the relatives. I did walk into the bathroom thinking it was my wife getting a shower. As it turned out, it was the Sister in Law. Oops!
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If it were my mother-in-law, I wouldn't hit it.
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If it were my mother-in-law I would have either cut off my hand or committed suicide.
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Nope...never spanked any of the relatives. I did walk into the bathroom thinking it was my wife getting a shower. As it turned out, it was the Sister in Law. Oops!
Now you're talkin'.
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A very good friend of ours has absolutely beautiful hair. Thick and full with a wonderful natural curl to it, just like my wife's. It is also EXACTLY the same color.

When they started wearing it in the same style, I started being V E R Y careful...
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I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.








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I've done it to a few of her friends as well. I guess you could say I'm a spanker.
So you're spankin' it to your mother-in-law and your wife's friends?

Dude, TMI.
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So you're spankin' it to your mother-in-law and your wife's friends?

Dude, TMI.

And there it is.
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