The in-laws were in town this past weekend for a trip to the mountains. I'm in the kitchen the night before we hit the road cooking. My wife was in there talking to me. It got quiet for a second and I heard the fridge open and I looked back and there was a booty hangin' out the door. So I did what I normally do when I see a cute booty, I spanked. You know, like a love spank. Well as it turned out, my wife walked out of the kitchen and apparently my mother-in-law walked in to get something out of the fridge. OOOOPS! She took it in good stride but it embarrassed the hell out of me. And you can't spell embarrass without the word ass, which is what I felt like. We all got a chuckle out of it. And for the record the wife and mother-in-law look a lot a like and have similar builds. I'm a little relieved that she didn't give me a wink afterwards. Talk about make an awkward situation more awkward.