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Old 12-24-08, 09:06 AM   #1
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Dear jsharr

Dear jsharrsabi,

How did you fair against the ninja "lotion" salesman? Is your son ok? I'm ready for deployment if backup is necessary.

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Old 12-24-08, 09:11 AM   #2
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My son has embraced the dark side and refused to let me take the soap back. We had an epic lightsaber fight and I cut his hand off. I had to resort to a meat cleaver, as the light saber turned out to just be a toy and useless for severing the odd limb.
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Old 12-24-08, 09:12 AM   #3
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is there really a Santa Claus?

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Old 12-24-08, 09:15 AM   #4
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pVirginia,

Take off your stockings and hang them by the fireplace.

Like, but not really luv,

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Old 12-24-08, 09:16 AM   #5
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Take off your stockings and hang them by the fireplace.
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....now what?
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Old 12-24-08, 09:18 AM   #6
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Old 12-24-08, 09:19 AM   #7
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Dear jsharr,

Am I the chosen one...or the avoided one?
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Old 12-24-08, 09:31 AM   #8
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You are the one chosen to be avoided.

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Old 12-24-08, 09:53 AM   #9
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Dear jsharr,

immoral, impotent or immortal?
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Old 12-24-08, 09:54 AM   #10
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If we are discssing me, then yes, ask my sons, to be determined.

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Old 12-24-08, 09:59 AM   #11
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I found out the other day that I was living in a cyberworld and was the chosen one.
should I take the red or blue pill?
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Old 12-24-08, 10:00 AM   #12
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I found out the other day that I was living in a cyberworld and was the chosen one.
should I take the red or blue pill?
Dear AEO,

I will speak on jsharr's behalf here. Don't take the blue pill.
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Old 12-24-08, 10:01 AM   #13
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I found out the other day that I was living in a cyberworld and was the chosen one.
should I take the red or blue pill?
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I will speak on crackerjab's behalf here, take the blue pill.
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Old 12-24-08, 10:03 AM   #15
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Old 12-24-08, 10:05 AM   #16
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I will speak on crackerjab's behalf here, take the blue pill.
Dear AEO,

jsharr has apparently been converted to the dark side by his son and the soap salesmen. It was foreseeable so to say that I am surprised would be a stretch.
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Old 12-24-08, 10:15 AM   #17
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Dear jsharr,

why do you encourage your son to drop the soap?
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Old 12-24-08, 10:19 AM   #18
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Dear chip:

It is on a rope, so I just figured he does not have to hold it the whole time.
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Old 12-24-08, 01:44 PM   #19
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Do you give private lessons?
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Old 12-24-08, 01:47 PM   #20
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Dear jsharr,

Do spumoni cuts levitate through underwaterly townsends?
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Old 12-24-08, 01:48 PM   #21
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Do you give private lessons?
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If you fail at failure, does that make you a winner?
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Old 12-24-08, 02:22 PM   #22
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Do you give private lessons?
Just do what I do and you will do fine.
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Old 12-24-08, 02:23 PM   #23
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Do spumoni cuts levitate through underwaterly townsends?
Only when one leg are both the same.
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Old 12-24-08, 02:25 PM   #24
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Dear jsharr,

Briefs, boxers, boxer-briefs, G-string, O-back or thongs?
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