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    Am I a Bard?

    I used to be a writer, then I stopped, but I might start again.
    Would that make me a Re-Bard?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Only if you write epic stories of the great failures of jsharr.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    are we not men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    are we not men?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Three problems chipcom.

    1. You'd need to write poetry.
    2. You'd need to perform said poetry.
    3. You'd need the same birthday as Mr. Billy and me... April 23.

    You could fix the first two, but unless you have lots of money to bribe folks, you don't have the third one covered.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    are we not men?
    Who's we, kimosabe?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Three problems chipcom.

    1. You'd need to write poetry.
    2. You'd need to perform said poetry.
    3. You'd need the same birthday as Mr. Billy and me... April 23.

    You could fix the first two, but unless you have lots of money to bribe folks, you don't have the third one covered.
    1. Do limericks count?
    2. Performing many limericks could be illegal in some locals
    3. Have you or Mr. Billy protected yourselves from identify theft?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    1. Do limericks count?
    2. Performing many limericks could be illegal in some locals
    3. Have you or Mr. Billy protected yourselves from identify theft?
    touche.

    1. yes.
    2. ok... interesting side note
    3. Well, Mr. Billy was quite famous for waving a long handled weapon at people menacingly. Seems to have worked for him, and some scholars even have some cockamamie idea that he was the original identity thief/copyright infringer. Can we wake Mr. Bacon up to ask him?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    touche.

    1. yes.
    2. ok... interesting side note
    3. Well, Mr. Billy was quite famous for waving a long handled weapon at people menacingly. Seems to have worked for him, and some scholars even have some cockamamie idea that he was the original identity thief/copyright infringer. Can we wake Mr. Bacon up to ask him?
    By all means...I'd like to be considered rebarded sometime this year.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Who's we, kimosabe?
    horses need water...

    me do...
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    I dunno. Decide for yourself:

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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    I dunno. Decide for yourself:

    If that is the bard my eyes are scarred as the body is butter and the face is lard
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    If that is the bard my eyes are scarred as the body is butter and the face is lard
    freakin poet and ya don't know it!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Kind words from the Foo Bard!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Actually that last post came out with a different meaning htan I had intended!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Actually that last post came out with a different meaning htan I had intended!
    I just noticed it myself
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Ohhh, that's BARD with a B not a T. Never mind my response.

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