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Old 12-24-08, 12:55 PM   #51
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Old 12-24-08, 12:56 PM   #52
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Old 12-24-08, 01:05 PM   #53
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I b skilt at spelin an stuf lik that.
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Old 12-24-08, 01:09 PM   #54
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Old 12-24-08, 01:12 PM   #55
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This one time, at band camp...
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Old 12-24-08, 01:18 PM   #56
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that trick with the flute?
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Old 12-24-08, 01:24 PM   #57
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I was the flute
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Old 12-24-08, 01:26 PM   #58
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I can speak a few different languages
I can snowboard (*Really well)
I can play a few different musical instruments
I can sing really well
I can ride a dirt bike or motorcycle
I am focused and I am driven
I am really good with kids
I can lift weights and do anaerobic exercises really well
I can control what I eat really well
I am good at thinking, analyzing and solving problems (my job depends on it)
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Old 12-24-08, 01:30 PM   #59
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Transmogrification FTMFW!
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Old 12-24-08, 01:34 PM   #60
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I can field strip and assemble an M16 really really fast.

I can walk with heavy packs for a long ways.

ooh I can coordinate airstrikes and artillery fires.

I can render a person unconscious in 7 seconds.


can talk and yell at a car as if it were a person.

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Old 12-24-08, 01:35 PM   #61
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I can read Foo and look real busy when the boss walks by. See I'm typing a real imprtant report, sdsddisd sdiopsdsdoppof sdksdoppodsop sposdp pdpoiovp ree09e9e r0er0w w90wnvn,xklfkfood.
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Old 12-24-08, 01:42 PM   #62
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I have the mad oral skills...

Just sayin...
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Old 12-24-08, 01:45 PM   #63
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I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hangin out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipper
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a jarhead
a freakin US Marine
I'll say it again

I can rub and scrub till this old house
Is shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing
Till four a.m. and then
Lay down at five, jump up at six
And start all over again
'Cause I'm a jarhead
a freakin US Marine
I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly, you know
I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry,
You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits
If it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a jarhead
a freakin US Marine
I'll say it again

I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still end up with some
I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There ain't nothin I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a jarhead
a freakin US Marine
I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a jarhead
a freakin US Marine
And that's all

Jughaidized that for ya.
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Old 12-24-08, 01:45 PM   #64
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I can design the forklift
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Old 12-24-08, 01:46 PM   #65
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Jughaidized that for ya.
bwahaha...nice.

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Old 12-24-08, 01:51 PM   #66
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I have the mad oral skills...

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Ummm... I believe this is a PG rated thread.
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Old 12-24-08, 01:55 PM   #67
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Ummm... I believe this is a PG rated thread.
But I heard him write that...he's not lying.
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Old 12-24-08, 02:09 PM   #68
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umm...my lawyer said not to answer this thread honestly. It could create an international incident.
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Old 12-24-08, 02:14 PM   #69
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I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
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Old 12-24-08, 02:18 PM   #70
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Old 12-24-08, 02:24 PM   #71
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Old 12-24-08, 02:34 PM   #72
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Old 12-24-08, 02:46 PM   #73
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Old 12-24-08, 03:31 PM   #74
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I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
I'm thoroughly impressed.


Edit: I've a power supply case (for a PC) open before and the cap of a capacitor whizzed by my head.
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Old 12-24-08, 03:33 PM   #75
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I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
That's hot. Literally.
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