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    trois, mon frère JaRow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velomancer View Post
    I can ride a bicycle.
    I wish I could do that!!! Maybe some day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I b skilt at spelin an stuf lik that.

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    kewl.........
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

    2007 Specialized Tricross Comp Triple, 2007 Trek T1, 2006 Specialized Roubaix
    2006 Bianchi Cross Concept, 1989 Miyata Sportrunner, 2006 Bianchi Axis, 2008 Specialized Crosstrail Expert







    Lullaby Of Foo

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
    keep my carbon from any harm

    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    This one time, at band camp...
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    that trick with the flute?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    I was the flute
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I can speak a few different languages
    I can snowboard (*Really well)
    I can play a few different musical instruments
    I can sing really well
    I can ride a dirt bike or motorcycle
    I am focused and I am driven
    I am really good with kids
    I can lift weights and do anaerobic exercises really well
    I can control what I eat really well
    I am good at thinking, analyzing and solving problems (my job depends on it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I was the flute
    Transmogrification FTMFW!

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I can field strip and assemble an M16 really really fast.

    I can walk with heavy packs for a long ways.

    ooh I can coordinate airstrikes and artillery fires.

    I can render a person unconscious in 7 seconds.


    can talk and yell at a car as if it were a person.

    Chad

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    I can read Foo and look real busy when the boss walks by. See I'm typing a real imprtant report, sdsddisd sdiopsdsdoppof sdksdoppodsop sposdp pdpoiovp ree09e9e r0er0w w90wnvn,xklfkfood.
    Damn, I'm good!
    I love pho long time.

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    I have the mad oral skills...

    Just sayin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimitz87 View Post
    I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
    And have them hangin out on the line
    I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
    Before you can count from one to nine
    I can scoop up a great big dipper
    Full of lard from the drippin's can
    Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
    Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
    'Cause I'm a jarhead
    a freakin US Marine
    I'll say it again

    I can rub and scrub till this old house
    Is shinin like a dime
    Feed the baby, grease the car and
    Powder my face at the same time
    Get all dressed up, go out and swing
    Till four a.m. and then
    Lay down at five, jump up at six
    And start all over again
    'Cause I'm a jarhead
    a freakin US Marine
    I'll say it again

    If you come to me sickly, you know
    I'm gonna make you well
    If you come to me hexed up,
    You know I'm gonna break the spell
    If you come to me hungry,
    You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits
    If it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you
    And give you the shiverin' fits
    'Cause I'm a jarhead
    a freakin US Marine
    I'll say it again

    I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
    From here to kingdom come
    I can play the numbers, pay my bills
    And still end up with some
    I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
    There ain't nothin I can't do
    I can make a dress out of a feed bag
    And I can make a man out of you
    'Cause I'm a jarhead
    a freakin US Marine
    I'll say it again
    'Cause I'm a jarhead
    a freakin US Marine
    And that's all

    Jughaidized that for ya.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
    I can drive the heck out of a forklift.
    I can design the forklift

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Jughaidized that for ya.
    bwahaha...nice.

    Chad

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    I have the mad oral skills...

    Just sayin...
    Ummm... I believe this is a PG rated thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ummm... I believe this is a PG rated thread.
    But I heard him write that...he's not lying.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    umm...my lawyer said not to answer this thread honestly. It could create an international incident.

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    I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    I am a smithy, trained in the metallurgic arts.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThinLine View Post
    I can design the forklift
    Well I hope you can design one better than some I've operated.

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    I can dock a boat without embarrassing myself (most of the time )
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
    I'm thoroughly impressed.


    Edit: I've a power supply case (for a PC) open before and the cap of a capacitor whizzed by my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I have a skill that can only be appreciated by other engineers. When I used to do fault tests on power supplies and some component would pop inside, I could tell just by the smell if if was a resistor, capacitor, or transformer winding that was burning.
    That's hot. Literally.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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