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Old 12-26-08, 10:39 AM   #1
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best place to buy a lap dance right now?

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Old 12-26-08, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old 12-26-08, 10:43 AM   #3
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I've heard the uptown caberet here in Charlotte is nice.
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Old 12-26-08, 10:44 AM   #4
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I was at a full nude strip club a few years ago. DO NOT GO TO A FULL NUDE STRIPCLUB

I'm down with nudity, but if someone is gonna start shaking that in my face, I at least have to have name and maybe a brief conversation. Oh yeah, also, I need alcohol and it's illegal to sell alcohol at a full nude club.
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Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
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Old 12-26-08, 10:50 AM   #6
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Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.

where have I heard that before.....
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Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
One boob? That's just weird, dude.
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Old 12-26-08, 10:53 AM   #8
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One boob? That's just weird, dude.
I loled
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Old 12-26-08, 10:59 AM   #9
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it's illegal to sell alcohol at a full nude club
maybe where you live
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I was at a full nude one in Mississippi a few years back. The headlining show was a fat chick that caught her... ummm... "stuff" on fire.
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^^ see...now that is why I don't go to strip joints. That right there is, well, disturbing.
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^^ see...now that is why I don't go to strip joints. That right there is, well, disturbing.
That's why I don't like going.
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Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
So......strip off your clothes and ride nude; end of problem. And, if you're in one of those states that prohibits serving alchohol in strip clubs, it'll have the added advantage of keeping drinking drivers off the road.

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Old 12-26-08, 11:24 AM   #15
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I was at a full nude one in Mississippi a few years back. The headlining show was a fat chick that caught her... ummm... "stuff" on fire.
Oooh, "Flash in the Pance Patty"? It's actually a pretty neat performance, once you get past the burnt hair smell. I guess the act kinda grows on ya. You do have to wait several months between performances, though.
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Old 12-26-08, 11:27 AM   #16
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no firsthand experience here either, tho I can tell you it is a handy dandy way to break up your relationship....particularly if you choose to run up tabs in the $1000s ... and then leave the receipts where you know your SO will find them
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no firsthand experience here
Why do I not believe that.
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Why do I not believe that.
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It's very important that my wife knows that I am there and I never spend more than $20. And that will get you about 3 beers.
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Why do I not believe that.
you're right....I lied.



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It's very important that my wife knows that I am there and I never spend more than $20. And that will get you about 3 beers.
Is that all they cost? How, then, does one run up $1000+ tabs???
Can one safely assume there is more than just 'tappa-tappa-tappa' goin' on there?
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I'd gladly give you a lapdance.





If you pay extra...I'll even take off the combat boots.
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Oooh, "Flash in the Pance Patty"? It's actually a pretty neat performance, once you get past the burnt hair smell. I guess the act kinda grows on ya.
well, actually....err....no - but to each his own
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If you pay extra...I'll even take off the combat boots.
Keep the hat on, throw in a wheel truing and I may be all turned around on the idea
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