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    best place to buy a lap dance right now?

    discuss.

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    Sadly, I have no experience in this area.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    I've heard the uptown caberet here in Charlotte is nice.

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    I was at a full nude strip club a few years ago. DO NOT GO TO A FULL NUDE STRIPCLUB

    I'm down with nudity, but if someone is gonna start shaking that in my face, I at least have to have name and maybe a brief conversation. Oh yeah, also, I need alcohol and it's illegal to sell alcohol at a full nude club.

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    Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.

    where have I heard that before.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
    One boob? That's just weird, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    One boob? That's just weird, dude.
    I loled

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    it's illegal to sell alcohol at a full nude club
    maybe where you live

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza View Post
    maybe where you live
    yes...

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    I was at a full nude one in Mississippi a few years back. The headlining show was a fat chick that caught her... ummm... "stuff" on fire.

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    ^^ see...now that is why I don't go to strip joints. That right there is, well, disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    ^^ see...now that is why I don't go to strip joints. That right there is, well, disturbing.
    That's why I don't like going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Nope. Strippers in Ohio have to stay 6 feet away from customers. And what's really ironic is there is no 3-foot law for cyclists-motorists. Come on. We're only asking for half of what the strippers got.
    So......strip off your clothes and ride nude; end of problem. And, if you're in one of those states that prohibits serving alchohol in strip clubs, it'll have the added advantage of keeping drinking drivers off the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I was at a full nude one in Mississippi a few years back. The headlining show was a fat chick that caught her... ummm... "stuff" on fire.
    Oooh, "Flash in the Pance Patty"? It's actually a pretty neat performance, once you get past the burnt hair smell. I guess the act kinda grows on ya. You do have to wait several months between performances, though.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Atlanta: full nude, gorgeous dancers, full bar, touching allowed.


    I feel like if you're going to regularly pay for sex you might as well get married.
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    no firsthand experience here either, tho I can tell you it is a handy dandy way to break up your relationship....particularly if you choose to run up tabs in the $1000s ... and then leave the receipts where you know your SO will find them
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    no firsthand experience here
    Why do I not believe that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Why do I not believe that.
    +1

    It's very important that my wife knows that I am there and I never spend more than $20. And that will get you about 3 beers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Why do I not believe that.
    you're right....I lied.



    This little honey here treated me right; just last night, in fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    +1

    It's very important that my wife knows that I am there and I never spend more than $20. And that will get you about 3 beers.
    Is that all they cost? How, then, does one run up $1000+ tabs???
    Can one safely assume there is more than just 'tappa-tappa-tappa' goin' on there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy View Post
    discuss.
    I'd gladly give you a lapdance.





    If you pay extra...I'll even take off the combat boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Oooh, "Flash in the Pance Patty"? It's actually a pretty neat performance, once you get past the burnt hair smell. I guess the act kinda grows on ya.
    well, actually....err....no - but to each his own
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I'd gladly give you a lapdance.





    If you pay extra...I'll even take off the combat boots.
    Keep the hat on, throw in a wheel truing and I may be all turned around on the idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    you're right....I lied.



    This little honey here treated me right; just last night, in fact
    What would Johnny Carson do?
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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