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    Foo = Family

    Somebody mentioned something earlier about me starting some entertaining posts. The fact of the matter is that I never really posted on here until my wife got sick and had complete strangers praying and wishing well for her. So now that I feel like part of the family (a very dysfunctional one mind you) and am more comfortable posting my life experiences, entertaining or not. Thank you foo.

    Yes, I've been drinking.

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    HA! Even vodka straight does not make me post sappy natterings like this.

    But, anyway, Glad to be part of your foo family, even if I'm the crazy loner cousin.
    Wanna join my charity folding bike ride? Sign-up here!
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    HA! Even vodka straight does not make me post sappy natterings like this.

    But, anyway, Glad to be part of your foo family, even if I'm the crazy loner cousin.
    You're the hot cousin that us southerners gawk at.

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    Is this the official thread for unentertaining life experience stories?

    Also, do genital warts count as a life experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Is this the official thread for unentertaining life experience stories?

    Also, do genital warts count as a life experience?
    No
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    No
    Yes
    Bummer.

    When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Bummer.

    When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.
    Maybe this is a chance to give your life experiences on dealing with genital warts. Problem solved.

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    Who says I've dealt with them?

    They're my friends.

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    Wait...is the dysfunction on our part or yours?


    No matter...yeah, I feel the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Who says I've dealt with them?

    They're my friends.
    I may or may not have thrown up a little in my mouth. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I may or may not have thrown up a little in my mouth. Thank you.
    Then my work here is done.

    If jsharr's around, I'm sure he'll get you to vomit the rest of the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Bummer.

    When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.
    Oh, tomorrow, yeah, I'm gonna be erm...out of the country as it turns out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Then my work here is done.

    If jsharr's around, I'm sure he'll get you to vomit the rest of the way.
    jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.
    This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

    I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

    I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?
    Deep man. Deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

    I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?
    Resin hits are sweet!
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Sorry. Dude, I know what you mean. This place is more than just words, though, and that's the great thing about it. Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good people, and it's even more incredible to see the little things and not so little things that Foosters do for each other. It's a pretty amazing family.


    Also, I always wanted to be the hot cousin that everyone looked at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.
    He wouldn't be a very good vomit collector if he weren't.

    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good people
    Hey, every streak has to end eventually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Sorry. Dude, I know what you mean. This place is more than just words, though, and that's the great thing about it. Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good people, and it's even more incredible to see the little things and not so little things that Foosters do for each other. It's a pretty amazing family.


    Also, I always wanted to be the hot cousin that everyone looked at.
    This is only cool if you live in MS, LA, AL, or AR.

    I grew up in LA so you're cool with me.

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    Foo Family rocks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Foo Family crack rocks!!
    Fixed, and please share with the group!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Fixed, and please share with the group!
    Yes, please...

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    Personally, I can't wait for the Faces Of Meth: Foo Edition thread.

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    Note to self... there are apparently crackheads on foo

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    Note to self...there are apparently other people who talk to themselves, too

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