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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    NSFW Videos

    I just saw a video that would possibly get me banned.

    So I'm going to explain it.

    4 drunk rednecks sitting in a garage. One is female. Redneck "A" lays on belly with her ass hanging out. Redneck "B" puts flammable substance in mouth. Redneck "B" blows out flammable substance towards lighter, which is in the general direction of subject "A"'s ass. Flame engulfs object "A"'s ass AND private areas. Subject "B" and "C" attempt to put out flame. Subject "A" giggles and guzzles miller high life.

    Post your NSFW videos via text.

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    So these 2 girls have a cup.....

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    i'll try to find a link to a video showing you how to sabotage your company from the comfort of your office chair.

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    These two guys are standing in a garage, and one of them is h--

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    So these 2 girls have a cup.....
    Awwwwww.... maaaaan.... uuuuggggghhh.... dddduuuuude.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    These two guys are standing in a garage, and one of them is h--

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Oh damn! We just got rick rolled!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
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    I want to report UA for bringing back a terrible, terrible, terrible memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I want to report UA for bringing back a terrible, terrible, terrible memory.
    That's funny, cause usually I'm the terrible, terrible, terrible memory...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    That's funny, cause usually I'm the terrible, terrible, terrible memory...
    Actually I thought your posts were a pleasantry to foo until the 2 girl comment.

    jk... a little. No more talk of "2 girls"

    And who's sicker? The one who mentions it or the one who gets grossed out by knowing what you're talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Actually I thought your posts were a pleasantry to foo until the 2 girl comment.

    jk... a little. No more talk of "2 girls"

    And who's sicker? The one who mentions it or the one who gets grossed out by knowing what you're talking about?
    Oh yeah, I've never seen it, just heard about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Oh yeah, I've never seen it, just heard about it...
    I've seen at least 60 grandmas responding to it on youtube. You must be one of those people huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I've seen at least 60 grandmas responding to it on youtube. You must be one of those people huh?
    Yes, I am one of the 60 grandmas..please don't let anyone know...

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