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Old 12-31-08, 03:40 PM   #1
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I'm a proctologist

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or was that a urologist?
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Did you find my head? I seem to have misplaced it...
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Hey goat, how you been? Probably off doing goat things, because there you goat again.
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Then you will know what a proctoloscope is then rigtht?
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My proctologist is the only person I see eye to eye with.
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Proctologists: Redefining the "Digital Exam"
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Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.
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Proctologist: Doctor of Fetishist?
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Old 12-31-08, 04:01 PM   #11
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Q : What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

A : Pokemon! (pronounced Poke-eh-mon)
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so... is it a fun job?
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Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.
But even in these bad economic times, their business is looking up.
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Old 12-31-08, 08:57 PM   #19
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or was that a urologist?



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Old 12-31-08, 09:25 PM   #20
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or was that a urologist?


Is that his goatnads?

I think I know how he feels. Once, when I was real little, I peed on a 'lectric fence; now, I'm sterate.
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For a proctologist, you must have baahaaad fence-side manner. From that time-lapse-anal prolapse buttography, you can see the patient appears to be on the fence about coming to see you for an exam.

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or was that a urologist?
Dude, that is totally Bad Ass; just not the kind we were expecting.


Oh, if only that were that Jackass, OBL ("O'llama Bin Sodden")...and that fence were electrified.........repeatedly.
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I'd rather ram myself into my stem repeatedly then be that poor goat.
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