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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    I'm a proctologist

    ahem
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    or was that a urologist?
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    Did you find my head? I seem to have misplaced it...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Hey goat, how you been? Probably off doing goat things, because there you goat again.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Then you will know what a proctoloscope is then rigtht?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Nurse, I said I wanted a butt light, not a Bud Lite!
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    My proctologist is the only person I see eye to eye with.
    "Never send a monkey to do a man's job." ~ Captain Leo Davidson ~

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    Proctologists: Redefining the "Digital Exam"

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Why are proctologists so gloomy?

    They always have the end in sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Proctologist: Doctor of Fetishist?

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Q : What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

    A : Pokemon! (pronounced Poke-eh-mon)

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    so... is it a fun job?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Boldly going where no man has gone before.
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    Kick Ass!

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    i fell on my hiney today
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    "It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Why are proctologists so gloomy?

    They always have the end in sight.
    But even in these bad economic times, their business is looking up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    or was that a urologist?



    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    or was that a urologist?


    Is that his goatnads?

    I think I know how he feels. Once, when I was real little, I peed on a 'lectric fence; now, I'm sterate.
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    For a proctologist, you must have baahaaad fence-side manner. From that time-lapse-anal prolapse buttography, you can see the patient appears to be on the fence about coming to see you for an exam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    or was that a urologist?
    Dude, that is totally Bad Ass; just not the kind we were expecting.


    Oh, if only that were that Jackass, OBL ("O'llama Bin Sodden")...and that fence were electrified.........repeatedly.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    I'd rather ram myself into my stem repeatedly then be that poor goat.
    Falling is learning...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...learn to not fall in a box.
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