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    bow chicka bow wow.....

    playing in my mind as she walked by......yowza!

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    Pictures or it did not happen...

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    description of the chicka?
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, it’s the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    description of the chicka?
    blonde, 5'4" maybe 120 lbs....russian and just about my age. Yowza!

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    5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
    hamburger is not what I was thinking about feeding to her.

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    That, of course, is exactly what he had in mind.

    Minus the hamburger part.


    Edit: DAMN! Too slow!
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    you know, when I used to work downtown I rode to work through Brooklyn....I had so many bow-chicka moments...some made it hard to concentrate on riding the rest of the way. Or working the rest of the day... I guess at least in one way, I truly am a morning person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    blonde, 5'4" maybe 120 lbs....russian and just about my age. Yowza!
    Who wants an old granny like that?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    description of the chicka?
    WOW, you look hot..is that really you?
    more photos please

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Who wants an old granny like that?
    Most Russian women do not look like Leonid Breznev.... even when they are that old.....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Who wants an old granny like that?
    shaddup...you basically the same age....just the wrong gender.

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    Anyone know what you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?





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    brown-chicken-brown-cow

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    Anyone know what you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?





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    brown-chicken-brown-cow

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    That calls for an Instant Rimshot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
    If she was 5' 8" and 120 (like my daughter) I'd agree. 5' 4" and 120 is pretty good, IMO.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    shaddup...you basically the same age....just the wrong gender.
    Oh puh-lease....I'm like almost a whole year younger!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    If she was 5' 8" and 120 (like my daughter) I'd agree. 5' 4" and 120 is pretty good, IMO.
    mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
    all the right muscles too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
    That's quite commendable and desireable. 5' 4" and 120 is also.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
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    How could you tell she was Russian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    you know, when I used to work downtown I rode to work through Brooklyn....I had so many bow-chicka moments...some made it hard
    This is exactly where the browser window size caused the sentence to wrap. Nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly GUADS
    Fixination applied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting View Post
    How could you tell she was Russian?
    Furry earflap hat, bottle of vodka, driving a Volga. Swearing at people in Russian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting View Post
    How could you tell she was Russian?
    I work with her every day.

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    All guys have had the moment when a women with that special something steps into view. Taking pictures is usually impossible. Descriptions never are equal to the task.

    You just got to take the bro's word for it and do the smile & nod.

    Remind me to tell y'all about the high school girl wearing a halter top & little green shorts riding a beach cruiser with long golden brown hair. The girl had the hair, not the cruiser. As close to perfect as I've ever seen. Smile & drive by was all I could do.

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