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Old 01-08-09, 09:33 AM   #1
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bow chicka bow wow.....

playing in my mind as she walked by......yowza!
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Old 01-08-09, 09:35 AM   #2
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Pictures or it did not happen...

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description of the chicka?
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description of the chicka?
blonde, 5'4" maybe 120 lbs....russian and just about my age. Yowza!
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5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
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5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
hamburger is not what I was thinking about feeding to her.
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That, of course, is exactly what he had in mind.

Minus the hamburger part.


Edit: DAMN! Too slow!
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you know, when I used to work downtown I rode to work through Brooklyn....I had so many bow-chicka moments...some made it hard to concentrate on riding the rest of the way. Or working the rest of the day... I guess at least in one way, I truly am a morning person.
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blonde, 5'4" maybe 120 lbs....russian and just about my age. Yowza!
Who wants an old granny like that?
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WOW, you look hot..is that really you?
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Who wants an old granny like that?
Most Russian women do not look like Leonid Breznev.... even when they are that old.....
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Old 01-08-09, 09:51 AM   #12
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Who wants an old granny like that?
shaddup...you basically the same age....just the wrong gender.
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Old 01-08-09, 02:03 PM   #13
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Anyone know what you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?





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brown-chicken-brown-cow

(say it with flair)
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5'4" and 120? geez buy the girl a hamburger. she needs to be fed!
If she was 5' 8" and 120 (like my daughter) I'd agree. 5' 4" and 120 is pretty good, IMO.
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shaddup...you basically the same age....just the wrong gender.
Oh puh-lease....I'm like almost a whole year younger!
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If she was 5' 8" and 120 (like my daughter) I'd agree. 5' 4" and 120 is pretty good, IMO.
mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
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mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
all the right muscles too.
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mmm maybe. I'm 5' and in the neighborhood of 110, but I like to think its mostly muscles
That's quite commendable and desireable. 5' 4" and 120 is also.
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Furry earflap hat, bottle of vodka, driving a Volga. Swearing at people in Russian.
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I work with her every day.
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All guys have had the moment when a women with that special something steps into view. Taking pictures is usually impossible. Descriptions never are equal to the task.

You just got to take the bro's word for it and do the smile & nod.

Remind me to tell y'all about the high school girl wearing a halter top & little green shorts riding a beach cruiser with long golden brown hair. The girl had the hair, not the cruiser. As close to perfect as I've ever seen. Smile & drive by was all I could do.
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