Over the holidays I scavenged 2 bikes from the dumpsters at my apartment complex. One is an old rigid frame Schwinn MTB that I'm turing into a fat-tire utility hauler. The other is a Trek 400 that I've converted to an ss/fg commuter.
Since bikes need a name, I've named them "Fred" and "Lamont", respectively. I've had to explain why this is funny for at least a half dozen people.