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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Who have you seen in traffic? NOW WITH BONUS!

    This morning I thought of two foosters on my commute. I passed a black Dodge Nitro with custom plates that read MNBABE and minutes later, a paper company truck crossed in front of me at an intersection. The company logo was a goat's head with large horns inside a blue ball.

    Who did I think of? The first person to answer correctly (I will tell you if you are correct) and then PM me a mailing address gets to partake of jsharr's balls. If you have already had the "pleasure" of handling my balls, you may be exempted from having to do so again. That is up to your discretion.

    Do you ever see things in your daily life that makes you think of another Fooster?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    not yet but I keep lookin' for that delicious bass on 5th ave.
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    whoa - i take it back. I saw a funky 80s bmx bike once that made me think of Fuzzette

    usually things I see on my commute remind of non-bike related things like sleeping, eating, hot showers, massages, vacations, roads with no traffic, winning lotto, better guads beneath me, etc.
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    The other day I did see some tourists over at the supermarket...

    They were parked in the fire lane with two wheels up on the sidewalk, effectively blocking both, just so they didn't have to push a cart through a snowy parking lot...you know, like everyone else had to. I was bummed I didn't have my camera as it was an unbelievable display of self-centeredness and disregard for the inconvenience of others and the law...at least until one saw the particular state of origin on their license plates.

    The entire event was a Foo moment that had me wanting to share with all of you.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Hey, it was cold! And I needed vienna sausages RIGHT THEN. Did not have time to park correctly. After I left there, I drove to the bottom of a steep grade and stopped in the lane to put on my snow chains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Hey, it was cold! And I needed vienna sausages RIGHT THEN. Did not have time to park correctly. After I left there, I drove to the bottom of a steep grade and stopped in the lane to put on my snow chains.


    Good guess.
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    I know I saw some women (on television) of Foo standing along the sidelines during the Chargers' game last weekend. They had great smiles and great... uh pom poms.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    My friend dropped her iPhone and I thought of Crassic. Every time I see nuts I think of Brian. Every time I see pretty open space to ride, Danil8r comes to mind. When I see a rodent in a pic or in a vid, I think of Stacey.
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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    so wait - no one has answered?

    It's arti and meself, yes?

    what do I win?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Damn, I was just gonna say our own arti and Mr. P. Goat.

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    Hey! No fair! Your town is bigger than my whole state !
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    so wait - no one has answered?

    It's arti and meself, yes?

    what do I win?
    you win my balls sir! sorry to inform you of this. Now PM me an address where I can mail them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Damn, I was just gonna say our own arti and Mr. P. Goat.
    ya gotta get up pretty early to beat that paper truck to jsharr's balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    you win my balls sir! sorry to inform you of this. Now PM me an address where I can mail them.
    will they come in a bucket? filled with salty brine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    ya gotta get up pretty early to beat that paper truck to jsharr's balls.
    Ah well, I guess you get the displeasure of having jsharr's balls.

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    *drooling in anticipation of bass-flavored nomming*
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    I thought about artifice after reading about her company's layoffs in the newspaper today. Does that count?

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    I'm kind of like a bull in a bull fighting arena when in traffic. all I see is red and have this uncontrollabel urge to kill whatever is moving in front of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'm kind of like a bull in a bull fighting arena when in traffic. all I see is red and have this uncontrollabel urge to kill whatever is moving in front of me.
    yes. those are my best days. but I have less of them now that it's freezing out - must conserve rage for heat
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    almost ran Michelle Malone over in a crosswalk about a decade ago.

    but that's not what you were looking for.

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    GROSS! I would not drive this. But thanks for thinking of me

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    I thought about artifice after reading about her company's layoffs in the newspaper today. Does that count?
    Have not seen that yet! can you PM me a link? (I don't need all BF to know where I work...)
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    Everytime I go in heavy traffic i think that I am JoeyBike
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    how YOU doin'?
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    I keep forgetting to fill up mah blue water bottle
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    Easiest. Contest. Ever.

    "Wull gee, I saw the letter 'x' today, and then I read about people doing things unsafely in the mountains. Then it got windy, and it made me feel blue. Who did I think of?"

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