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Old 01-09-09, 06:07 PM   #1
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They call the Wind Shadiyah!

Well, it is a take on the song from "Paint Your Wagon". I thought that a dancer who moves like the wind should have her name in the song rather than someone we don't know. I did the lyrics to "Sweet Siu" so lets see how this turns out.

Shadiyah
Shadiyah
They call the wind Shadiyah

Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Shadiyah

Shadiyah blows the stars around
And sends the clouds a’flyin’
Shadiyah makes the mountains sound
Like folks were up there crying

Shadiyah
Shadiyah
They call the wind Shadiya

Before I knew Shadiyah’s name
And heard her wail and whinin’
I had a girl and she had me
And the sun was always shinin’

But then one day I left my girl
I left her far behind me
And now I’m lost, so gone and lost
Not even God can find me

Shadiyah
Shadiyah
They call the wind Shadiyah

Out here they got a name for rain
For wind and fire only
But when you’re lost and all alone
There ain’t no word but lonely

And I’m a lost and lonely man
Without a star to guide me
Shadiyah blow my love to me
I need my girl beside me

Shadiyah
Shadiyah
They call the wind Shadiya

Shadiyah
Shadiyah!
Blow my love to me
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She was born under a wanderin’ star
She was born under a wanderin’ star

Wheels are made for rollin’
Mules are made to pack
She never seen a sight that didn’t look better looking back.

She was born under a wanderin’ star

Mud can make you prisoner
And the plains can bake you dry
Snow can burn your eyes
But only people make you cry
Home is made for comin’ from
For dreams of goin’ to
Which with any luck will never come true

She was born under a wanderin’ star
She was born under a wanderin’ star

Does She know where hell is?
Hell is in Hello
Heaven is good-bye forever
It’s time for her to go

She was born under a wanderin’ star
A wanderin’ wanderin’ star

Mud can make you prisoner
And the plains can bake you dry
Snow can burn your eyes
But only people make you cry
Home is made for comin’ from
For dreams of goin’ to
Which with any luck will never come true

She was born under a wanderin’ star
She was born under a wanderin’ star

When She gets to heaven
Tie her to a tree
Or She’ll begin to roam
And soon you know where she will be

She was born under a wanderin’ star
A wanderin’ wanderin’ star
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Awe. I feel spayshul. My own change up the lyrics thread.
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There she was right a-walkin' down the street,
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet,
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy Dumm Diddy foo
She looked good, LOOKED GOOD
She looked fine, LOOKED FINE
She looked good, she looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me.
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy Dumm Diddy foo
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be,
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy Dumm Diddy foo
We walked on, WALKED ON
To my door, MY DOOR
We walked on to my door,
Then we kissed a little more

Woe-oeoehh, I knew we were falling in love,
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things
That what i've been dreaming of

Now we're toget her nearly every single day,
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay,
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
I'm hers, I'M HERS
She's mine, SHE'S MINE
I'm hers, she's mine,
Wedding bells are gonna chime

Woe-oehw, I knew we were falling in love,
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things
That what I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay
Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
I'm hers, I'M HERS
She's mine, SHE'S MINE
I'm hers, she's mine,
Wedding bells are gonna chime

Singin', Foo wah Diddy diddy dumm Diddy foo
Foo wah Diddy diddy Dumm Diddy foo
Foo wah Diddy diddy Dumm Diddy foo
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Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Shadiya?
Ooh you make my pedals spin, my pedals spin.
400 Watts off the line, Shadiya
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind, always drope it up at the
sight of the bloomer kind
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shadiya...
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The Joe and Shadiya song!

Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse #1
You think you lost your love,
Well, I saw her yesterday.
It's Joe Shadiyas thinking of
Shadiya told me what to say.

Bridge:
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know that can't be bad.
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know Joe should be glad.

Verse #2
Shadiya said Joe hurt her so
Shadiya almost lost her mind.
But Shadiya said she knows
Joe's not the hurting kind.

Bridge:
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know that can't be bad.
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know Joe should be glad. Ooh!

Chorus:
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know Joe should be glad.

Verse #3
YOU KNOW it's up to Joe,
I think it's only fair,
Pride can hurt you, too,
Apologize to her

Bridge:
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know that can't be bad.
Shadiya loves Joe
And you know Joe should be glad. Ooh!

Chorus:
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah
Shadiya loves Joe, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bridge:with a love like that
You know Joe sho-o-o-ould
Be Glad!



Bridge:with a love like that
You know Joe sho-o-o-ould
Be Glad!


Ending:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Ye-ah.
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Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Shadiyah?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Shadiyah
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shadiyah...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Shadiyah.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Shadiyah
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shadiyah...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Shadiyah
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Shadiyah?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
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Shadiyah hey hey eh eh hey Shadiyah
Shadiyah don't you hear me calling Shadiyah
Shadiyah girl you know you were the only one
Hey hey eh eh hey Shadiyah
Shadiyah don't you miss me a little
Shadiyah after all you were the only one
Come on back to me Shadiyah
Shadiyah come on back to me girl
Hey hey hey eh hey Shadiyah
Shadiyah it's been long so long oh
Shadiyah since you've been gone
Eh eh eh eh eh Shadiyah
Shadiyah don't you need me just a little
Shadiyah 'cause honest girl you were the only one
Come on back to me Shadiyah
Oh come on back to me girl

Oh Shadiyah oh baby I need you mmm mmm
Shadiyah why why d'you keep a-running away
Oh baby you keep a-running away
Oh baby yeah Shadiyah
I need you honey
Oh Shadiyah you sweet little sunflower
Oh hear my plea for sympathy
I just-a want you here with me Shadiyah
Ooh yeah yeah
Empty on the lonely nights
That's my life without you girl
I'm so lonely I'm so blue
Without you darling my life is through
Come on back

You keep running away
Come back come back
Ooh baby I need you gotta have you
ooh baby ooh baby
Shadiyah ooh baby
Gotta have ya aw
Come back come back
Shadiyah ooh baby
I need ya
Gotta have ya gotta have ya
Shadiyah come back come back
Ooh Baby Oh
Come back come back
Shadiyah I gotta have ya
I gotta have ya
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Is it all in that pretty little head of yours?
What goes on in that place in the dark?
Well I used to know a girl and I could have sworn
that her name was Shadiyah
Well she used to have a carefree mind of her own
and a delicate look in her eye
These days I'm afraid she's not even sure if her
name is Shadiyah

Chorus:

Do you suppose, that waiting hands on eyes,
Shadiyah has gone to hide?
and all the time she laughs at those who shout
her name and steal her clothes.
Shadiyah, Shadiyah, Shadiyah


Did the days drag by? Did the favours wane?
Did he roam down the town all the while?
did you wake from your dream, with a wolf at
the door, reaching out for Shadiyah
Well it was all of sixty-five years ago
When the world was the street where she lived
And a young man sailed on a ship in the sea
With a picture of Shadiyah

On the "Empress of India"
And as she closed her eyes upon the world and
picked upon the bones of last weeks news
She spoke his name out loud again

Chorus:

Do you suppose, that waiting hands on eyes,
Shadiyah has gone to hide?
and all the time she laughs at those who shout
her name and steal her clothes.
Shadiyah, Shadiyah, Shadiyah


Shadiyah sits in her favorite chair
She sits very quiet and still
And they call her a name that they never get right
and if they don't then nobody else will


But she always had a carefree mind of her own
with a devilish look in her eye
saying you can call me anything you like
but my name is Shadiyah

Chorus:

Do you suppose, that waiting hands on eyes,
Shadiyah has gone to hide?
and all the time she laughs at those who shout
her name and steal her clothes.
Shadiyah, Shadiyah, Shadiyah
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You call the wind Shadiyah. I rode into it in the friggin 20ºF cold yesterday for well over an hour, and I can assure you I called it a few other things.
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You call the wind Shadiyah. I rode into it in the friggin 20ºF cold yesterday for well over an hour, and I can assure you I called it a few other things.
Hey! Hey!! Some winds are cold and some are soft,warm, and gentle. I was riding Friday into a stiff headwind for longer than an hour yesterday!!!! It's all good!
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you call the wind shadiyah. I rode into it in the friggin 20ºf cold yesterday for well over an hour, and i can assure you i called it a few other things.
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Plenty....say, you ever squealed like a pig?
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Come on down here around the first week of august. 105F in the shade, we'll go ride the 3 gap route, so you won't die.
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Come on down here around the first week of august. 105F in the shade, we'll go ride the 3 gap route, so you won't die.
Whoa! Sounds just like those movies with guys racing for pink slips on cars!!! The gauntlet has been thrown!!!
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Come on down here around the first week of august. 105F in the shade, we'll go ride the 3 gap route, so you won't die.
105ºF is fine. 15ºF sucks. I've ridden in both. You need more water when it's 100ºF. I was in Greece a couple of years ago riding in the 95ºF heat and I was amazed at how much water I drank.
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"Shadiyah Girl"

I wanna live
with a Shadiyah girl
I could be happy
the rest of my life
With a Shadiyah girl.

A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
My Shadiyah girl.

Ten silver saxes,
a bass with a bow
The drummer relaxes
and waits between shows
For his Shadiyah girl.

A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
My Shadiyah girl.

Pa sent me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see your baby loves to dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.
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Well Im goin out
Im goin out lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Whos got no use for the real world
Im lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Well I hate tv
Theres gotta be somebody other than me
Whos ready to write it off immediately
Im lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Well Ill know right away by the look in her eye
She harbors no illusions and shes worldly-wise
And Ill know when I give her a listen that she
Shes what Ive been missin
What Ive been missin
Ill be lost in love
And havin some fun with my Shadiyah girl
Wholl have no use for the real world
Im lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Well Im goin out
Im goin out lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Whos got no use for the real world
Im lookin for a Shadiyah girl
Yeah Ill know right away by the look in her eye
She harbors no illusions and shes worldly-wise
And Ill know when I give her a listen that she
Shes what Ive been missin
What Ive been missin
Ill be lost in love
And havin some fun with my Shadiyah girl
Wholl have no use for the real world
Im lookin for a Shadiyah girl
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"Shadiyah Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Shadiyah, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Shadiyah got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Shadiyah got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Shadiyah got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!** Ladies! {Yeah**
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!**
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Shadiyah got back!

Shadiyah got back!
Yeah, Shadiyah ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Shadiyah got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
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Jsharr, don't encourage me. I'm not so sure the rest of the world wants to see my Ass-shakin' video.

This thread makes me though. Where are you guys finding all these lyrics from?
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Maybe you're not familiar with the world?
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Jsharr, don't encourage me. I'm not so sure the rest of the world wants to see my Ass-shakin' video.

This thread makes me though. Where are you guys finding all these lyrics from?
um, you are oh so wrong in your above ass umption
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