All the time. It doesn't go down much better the second time.
my words are quite tasty. eat them all the time.
No! I'm perfect and make no mistakes.
and if you believe that, I've got some beachfront property along the Trinity River to sell to you. :D
generally every time I open my mouth, I am completely and utterly wrong.
I was with a friend of mine who was a professional race car driver at an SCCA event in Texas, where he was renting his Toyota Atlantic to a younger driver and doing a bit of mentoring. As us pit crew guys were walking back to the garage, we were all discussing how hot the young drivers girlfriend was. We turned around to find his father following us back to the garage, well within ear shot. It was uncomfortable.
One of the few things that are better on the way up than the way down.
I hold my tongue a lot in meetings at work for this reason, I hate eating my words. I only speak out on something that I'm 100% sure on or there's open discussion.
Does swallowing your tongue count?
no. I just lie and avoid the truth.
unless of course I simply want to apologize and own up.
I've hear many people have to eat these nowdays.
I do that frequently, but I prefer tuna.
Practicing here. It's a lobster. A lobster I tell you. Lobster, lobster lobster!
oh, and a fresh, warm brownie.
Hope I'm wrong. :p
Once, when I was really hungry and the fridge was empty.
every 14 minutes of so...or whenever I talk to the wife.
Momma, always told me that is was better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open my mouth and remove all doubt. Isn't it wonderful the lessons we learn from our Mommas!!!;):)