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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Of jsharr's balls and other pleasantries...

    I got a package in the mail. I ripped it open and discovered a handful of soft, colorful balls. Right now, I am sitting next to jsharr's balls and loving it. Thanks, buddy!

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    you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

    My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that.

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    Are you saying WP has more balls than you?
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Are you saying WP has more balls than you?
    She has a broken freakin' hand and bruised ribs and she's getting back on the bike already?!? Hell yeah she has more balls than me...

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    I still need to get my ball out and about. I'll probably send it to the next lucky recipient after my triathlon in March.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Are you saying WP has more balls than you?
    You needed to ask? <thinks of ducking and running, but doesn't>
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    How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol View Post
    How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?
    Fit into what, exactly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that.
    This isn't the time or place to complain about the size of your package ...

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    <sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

    <looks around and sees no balls>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post


    <sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

    <looks around and sees no balls>
    scary part is that he still has more.

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    I tragically found one of jsharr's balls torn up in my living room the other day. Just before i came upon this crime a smelly Golden Retriever ran up the stairs. We're still investigating...

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    After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
    .... if it were my little dog - I would have seen many colorful poops around the backyard too ...

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    yeah, thanks for dredging that memory up for me tude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Why do I get the impression that the only person who finds jsharr's balls pleasant is his wife???
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I've had Jsharr's balls before....it's a bit of a weird feeling, isn't it?

    Oh...and I agree, they really aren't that big. I have balls myself that are more than twice the size of his.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Why do I get the impression that the only person who finds jsharr's balls pleasant is his wife???
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you assumed the above to be true, you would be wrong.
    True dat...

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    yeah, see!!!! wait.... what?
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    use those to go fishin.
    aka, girling.

    every vacation I go on, I bring a pile of balls like that for pool toys. We usually 'accidentally' throw them in the direction of hot men to engage them. we learned this tactic after having it used on us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
    Liar....your wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    You know, I'm no doctor although I play one on the interwebz, but those balls look odd. They are all different colors and even multicolored. I suggest a visit to the ball dr. to get that checked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Liar....my wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.
    put a cherry on top for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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