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Old 01-12-09, 08:56 PM   #1
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Of jsharr's balls and other pleasantries...

I got a package in the mail. I ripped it open and discovered a handful of soft, colorful balls. Right now, I am sitting next to jsharr's balls and loving it. Thanks, buddy!
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you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

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you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that.
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Are you saying WP has more balls than you?
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Old 01-12-09, 09:22 PM   #5
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Are you saying WP has more balls than you?
She has a broken freakin' hand and bruised ribs and she's getting back on the bike already?!? Hell yeah she has more balls than me...
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I still need to get my ball out and about. I'll probably send it to the next lucky recipient after my triathlon in March.
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You needed to ask? <thinks of ducking and running, but doesn't>
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How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?
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How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?
Fit into what, exactly?
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My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that.
This isn't the time or place to complain about the size of your package ...
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<sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

<looks around and sees no balls>
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<sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

<looks around and sees no balls>
scary part is that he still has more.
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I tragically found one of jsharr's balls torn up in my living room the other day. Just before i came upon this crime a smelly Golden Retriever ran up the stairs. We're still investigating...
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Old 01-13-09, 08:54 AM   #14
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After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
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After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
.... if it were my little dog - I would have seen many colorful poops around the backyard too ...
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yeah, thanks for dredging that memory up for me tude.
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Why do I get the impression that the only person who finds jsharr's balls pleasant is his wife???
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I've had Jsharr's balls before....it's a bit of a weird feeling, isn't it?

Oh...and I agree, they really aren't that big. I have balls myself that are more than twice the size of his.
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If you assumed the above to be true, you would be wrong.
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True dat...
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yeah, see!!!! wait.... what?
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use those to go fishin.
aka, girling.

every vacation I go on, I bring a pile of balls like that for pool toys. We usually 'accidentally' throw them in the direction of hot men to engage them. we learned this tactic after having it used on us.
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After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.
Liar....your wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.
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You know, I'm no doctor although I play one on the interwebz, but those balls look odd. They are all different colors and even multicolored. I suggest a visit to the ball dr. to get that checked.
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Liar....my wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.
put a cherry on top for you.
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