Cycling and bicycle discussion forums. 
   Click here to join our community Log in to access your Control Panel  

Go Back   > >

Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

User Tag List

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 01-13-09, 01:54 AM   #1
Mr. Markets
Who has a good sense of humor for going along with my little April Fool Gag (The Admin)
Thread Starter
Mr. Markets's Avatar
Join Date: May 2005
Location: on my laptop
Bikes: Longbikes Slipstream
Posts: 4,066
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 776 Post(s)
Did the Ozone Hole open up over Australia again?

sun stroke?

Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island
Mon Jan 12, 10:16 pm ET

SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months.

The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday.

In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of "a few minor tasks" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.

The successful applicant, who will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.

"They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas.

"The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world."

Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown.

"Traditional tourism advertising just doesn't cut it sometimes and we are thinking outside the box by launching this campaign."

Queensland Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.

"I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said.

"This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."

Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.

Job-seekers can apply on .
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Laurence J. Peter (1919-1990), educator and “hierarchiologist,” The Peter Principle (1969)
Mr. Markets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-09, 03:19 AM   #2
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 15,047
Mentioned: 31 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 333 Post(s)
It's Queensland. What can I say?
Rowan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-09, 11:26 AM   #3
always rides with luggage
bigbenaugust's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: KIGX
Bikes: 2009 Fantom CX, 2012 Fantom Cross Uno, Bakfiets
Posts: 1,988
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 14 Post(s)
Except for the swimming, I would be all over it. Beats the heck out of IT. Heck, if the island has a decent internet connection, I could do my current job from there and double-bill. Pure profit!
Carrboro Bike Coalition - putting the "bike" in "CARrboro" :)
2011 Motobecane Fantom Cross Uno, 2009 Motobecane Fantom CX, and a Bakfiets
Previously: 2000 Trek 4500 (2000-2003), 2003 Novara Randonee (2003-2006), 2003 Giant Rainier (2003-2008), 2005 Xootr Swift (2005-2007), 2007 Nashbar 1x9 (2007-2011), 2011 Windsor Shetland (2011-2014), 2008 Citizen Folder (2015)
Non-Bike hardware: Xubuntu / Ubuntu MATE / Mac OS 10.6 / Android 4.4 / CyanogenMod 13
bigbenaugust is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-09, 11:32 AM   #4
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
ModoVincere's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,675
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
FatA**** posted in foo?
holy crap!
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline   Reply With Quote

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:20 PM.