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Old 01-13-09, 06:10 PM   #1
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This guy watched too many movies

This guy.
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Old 01-14-09, 11:04 AM   #2
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Old 01-14-09, 11:08 AM   #3
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Shouldn't have called in the emergency.
Should have made sure the plane went down over water (or a salt lake if you have the guts to dive it before you bail).
And finally, he should have just kept flying until he landed in S. America.
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Old 01-14-09, 11:19 AM   #4
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Wasn't that in the Simpsons?
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Old 01-14-09, 11:55 AM   #5
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It is clear that he didn't think it through.
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Old 01-14-09, 11:57 AM   #6
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idiot should have pushed a flaming car over a cliff with an anonymous cadaver in it. A little extra fuel in the car would help to keep authorities at bay
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Old 01-14-09, 12:00 PM   #7
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hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book....
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Old 01-14-09, 12:01 PM   #8
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hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book....
morgue....john doe. (but its not like I've put much thought into this )
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Old 01-14-09, 12:03 PM   #9
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He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
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Boat explosion in the gulf is a good way to fake it too....the authorities can easily be led to believe a mako or 2 took care of the body for them.
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Old 01-14-09, 12:07 PM   #11
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THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
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He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
Evidently he doesn't have a lethal case of dumb ass.
Just an unfortunate one.
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THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
no scuba needed. And blowing a boat up aint hard if you aren't fairly knowledgable, which could lead credence to the entire thing.
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Main lesson from this:

The old sysadmin's slogan with regards to emo wrist slashing: down, not across.
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