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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    This guy watched too many movies


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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Shouldn't have called in the emergency.
    Should have made sure the plane went down over water (or a salt lake if you have the guts to dive it before you bail).
    And finally, he should have just kept flying until he landed in S. America.

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    Wasn't that in the Simpsons?

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    It is clear that he didn't think it through.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    idiot should have pushed a flaming car over a cliff with an anonymous cadaver in it. A little extra fuel in the car would help to keep authorities at bay

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    hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book....
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book....
    morgue....john doe. (but its not like I've put much thought into this )

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    He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Boat explosion in the gulf is a good way to fake it too....the authorities can easily be led to believe a mako or 2 took care of the body for them.

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    THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
    Evidently he doesn't have a lethal case of dumb ass.
    Just an unfortunate one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
    no scuba needed. And blowing a boat up aint hard if you aren't fairly knowledgable, which could lead credence to the entire thing.

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    Main lesson from this:

    The old sysadmin's slogan with regards to emo wrist slashing: down, not across.

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