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Old 02-28-09, 12:19 AM   #2526
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This is the Dateless Losers thread. You are doing your best to perpetuate the stereotype.

Boy-toys who can wrench would be posting this stuff in the "mechanics" thread.

If you were serious about losing the dateless moniker, you'd be making some moves. Unless you're the whiner type who fails miserably and then blames women for your misfortunes. Best post ever.
My dateless date was not around this evening. I had to talk about something, the orgy was falling apart, people were putting bacon in the toaster... It was madness...
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Old 02-28-09, 12:24 AM   #2527
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Oooh, you make it sound so dirty.
Now I'll get it all clean for you: chain lube.

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My dateless date was not around this evening. I had to talk about something, the orgy was falling apart, people were putting bacon in the toaster... It was madness...
If you haven't learned to ignore x by now, you're going to have to start.

Bacon in the toaster - sheesh. Everyone knows it goes in the microwave.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:26 AM   #2528
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If you haven't learned to ignore x by now, you're going to have to start.
I've got that **** down to a science.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:27 AM   #2529
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Well, this is one dateless loser who's got to get up early and...shovel snow.

Night y'all. Don't forget to shut off the lights. And let the cat out. Or in. or whatever it is you do with cats.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:33 AM   #2530
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What is this snow stuff you speak of?

X, do they have that stuff in NorCal?
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Old 02-28-09, 12:35 AM   #2531
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I've heard stories of it up in the mountains to the east. I don't know if I believe it, though.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:38 AM   #2532
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What is this snow stuff you speak of?

X, do they have that stuff in NorCal?
You want snow ?

I have extra.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:42 AM   #2533
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You want snow ?

I have extra.
What the hell is a spanner? Is that something that lays across a gorge? Don't you guys have to buy your language from the Queen or something?
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Old 02-28-09, 12:44 AM   #2534
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What the hell is a spanner? Is that something that lays across a gorge? Don't you guys have to buy your language from the Queen or something?
If I told you I'd have to kill you.



And no... hammering that CK headset into your new frame isn't a good idea.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:46 AM   #2535
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Must we talk bike parts? Can't we talk about food or something else?
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How is food more or less superior to bike parts?
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Old 02-28-09, 12:53 AM   #2537
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.



And no... hammering that CK headset into your new frame isn't a good idea.
You never let me have any fun...

I wanted ice cream tonight, but that's not gonna happen.
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Chocolate pretty much trumps anything as far as I'm concerned.
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Chocolate pretty much trumps anything as far as I'm concerned.
You're not doing it right.
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Old 02-28-09, 12:55 AM   #2540
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You're not doing it right.
Says the guy who's not having any fun or any ice cream.
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Chocolate is different. It transcends mere "food".
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Says the guy who's not having any fun or any ice cream.
yeah, but at least I know that chocolate is not the best thing...


I'm gonna have ice cream tomorrow and maybe some fun...
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I'm gonna have ice cream tomorrow and maybe some fun...
I would recommend eating the ice cream you want before you "have some fun" with the ice cream.
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I would recommend eating the ice cream you want before you "have some fun" with the ice cream.
I was gonna use your ice cream for the "fun"
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I was gonna use your ice cream for the "fun"
It's hot pepper ice cream. Enjoy.
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It's hot pepper ice cream. Enjoy.
I've had some of that, oddly enough. I've also had goldfish ice cream, with real fish.
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I've had some of that, oddly enough. I've also had goldfish ice cream, with real fish.


That's a crime against nature. Perfectly good ice cream should not be defiled in such a manner.
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Agreed.
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Alrighty, g'night losers.
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Old 02-28-09, 01:09 AM   #2550
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That's a crime against nature. Perfectly good ice cream should not be defiled in such a manner.
There's a local ice cream shop that makes one pint of joke flavor ice cream a week. Most are miserable but ok to put in my mouth. The hot pepper ice cream was interesting. It was simultaneously hot and cold. The fish flavored ice cream sticks in my mind as one of the most disgusting things I've had.
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