What can I get you fine gentlemen to drink?
kahula mud slide
1, 3 or 13 for the "B" letter :innocent:
There is no saving roll against little white bunnies unless you are carrying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
And you need to know the incantation...
"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
We used to pull this on new players (who did not know the lore) who would invariably rush in to kill the bunny and get completely torn to bits.
saving roll for building a castle on swamp land?
The 4th castle might stand...
And we could all use huge tracts of land...
I think we scared off all the girl losers.
where is my kahula mud slide?
saving roll for hickey not to shut up?
saving roll for cute girls to show up in this thread?
critical miss roll for more guys to show up in this thread?
I blame it on your shaved legs, they seem to scare off most women.
Hi boys, cute... um ... woman here. I'm technically not a loser because I'm in a hotel lobby and there are men present.
So who is gonna roll to see if the cute girls show up ?