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Allen 01-16-09 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196683)
Allen... you can be the DM if you can tell me what the saving roll is against little white bunnies.

1-10 on a 20d. +2 on all combat if you pack the first one.

Hickeydog 01-16-09 08:35 PM

What can I get you fine gentlemen to drink?

AEO 01-16-09 08:36 PM

kahula mud slide

AEO 01-16-09 08:36 PM

1, 3 or 13 for the "B" letter :innocent:

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllenG (Post 8196703)
1-10 on a 20d. +2 on all combat if you pack the first one.

Wrong.

There is no saving roll against little white bunnies unless you are carrying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

And you need to know the incantation...

"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


We used to pull this on new players (who did not know the lore) who would invariably rush in to kill the bunny and get completely torn to bits.

AEO 01-16-09 08:44 PM

saving roll for building a castle on swamp land?

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 08:47 PM

The 4th castle might stand...

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 08:48 PM

And we could all use huge tracts of land...

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 08:52 PM

I think we scared off all the girl losers.

Hickeydog 01-16-09 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196784)
I think we scared off all the girl losers.

and what else is new?

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 8196794)
and what else is new?

shut up.

:D

AEO 01-16-09 08:56 PM

where is my kahula mud slide?

Hickeydog 01-16-09 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196806)
shut up.

:D

make me!!!! :taunt1::taunt1:







oh ****. you have the power to shut me up. whoops. :bang::bang::bang::bang:

AEO 01-16-09 08:58 PM

saving roll for hickey not to shut up?

Hickeydog 01-16-09 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8196832)
saving roll for hickey not to shut up?

wait. wha...???!?!??

:scared1:

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:01 PM

:lol::lol::lol:

x136 01-16-09 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196784)
I think we scared off all the girl losers.

I scare them off whether or not they're losers.

I can leave, if that'd help.

Velo Vol 01-16-09 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196667)
Mebbe some cute girls will show up.

Unlikely.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8196889)
I scare them off whether or not they're losers.

I can leave, if that'd help.

Nah... it was probably Hickey.

We're still pretty cool... for losers.

AEO 01-16-09 09:14 PM

saving roll for cute girls to show up in this thread?
critical miss roll for more guys to show up in this thread?

Hickeydog 01-16-09 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196912)
Nah... it was probably Hickey.

We're still pretty cool... for losers.

oh, yeah, sure. Blame it on the big guy. :D

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 8196919)
oh, yeah, sure. Blame it on the big guy. :D

You don't look that big.

In fact... I'm squishing your head.

AEO 01-16-09 09:19 PM

I blame it on your shaved legs, they seem to scare off most women.

CbadRider 01-16-09 09:20 PM

Hi boys, cute... um ... woman here. I'm technically not a loser because I'm in a hotel lobby and there are men present.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:22 PM

So who is gonna roll to see if the cute girls show up ?


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