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CbadRider 01-16-09 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8196942)
I blame it on your shaved legs, they seem to scare off most women.

Bite your tongue! Shaved legs attract women, not repel them.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8196950)
Hi boys, cute... um ... woman here. I'm technically not a loser because I'm in a hotel lobby and there are men present.

Whoah !

THUNK!

x136 01-16-09 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8196956)
Bite your tongue! Shaved legs attract women, not repel them.

So when women shave their legs, they're... Yikes!

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

AEO 01-16-09 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8196956)
Bite your tongue! Shaved legs attract women, not repel them.

cycling and swimming women for sure, they understand.

but the rest, who are not so athletic, they seem to hate

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8196956)
Bite your tongue! Shaved legs attract women, not repel them.

So... how you doin' ?

Do you like D&D ?

Star Trek ?

AEO 01-16-09 09:30 PM

D&D with tom hanks (Mazes and Monsters) was a horrible movie btw.

CbadRider 01-16-09 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196987)
So... how you doin' ?

Do you like D&D ?

Star Trek ?

You know I'm a Star Trek geek, Sixty. D&D not so much.

nekohime 01-16-09 09:39 PM

Ok fine, girl loser here. Teh bf is off cavorting with John Pizzarelli and Jessica Molaskey at a master class/concert, and I'm stuck at home printing fliers out for my stolen bike. Pass the dice please, and I'll have a vodka mudslide with ice cream on top.

I am a total n00b at DnD though...can we have a Left 4 Dead LAN party instead?

msincredible 01-16-09 09:44 PM

Husband still out of town on a business meeting. Hopefully he will come home next weekend.

AEO 01-16-09 09:49 PM

what I want to know is... just who exactly rolled the critical hit to call in 3 cute girls (women?) to this thread?

I think you've used up all your luck for this year, just sayin'

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:50 PM

Who made that saving roll ?

I'm making nachos.

CbadRider 01-16-09 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8197087)
Who made that saving roll ?

I'm making nachos.

Nachos....Mmmmmm.

msincredible 01-16-09 09:55 PM

I might make some popcorn.

AEO 01-16-09 09:57 PM

nachos with natural cheddar and mozzarella cheese?

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 09:59 PM

xxx old cheddar and feta

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197099)
Nachos....Mmmmmm.

My weakness.

x136 01-16-09 10:00 PM

I smell like oven cleaner. Ladies: Hot? Or not?

jgedwa 01-16-09 10:01 PM

If you clean my oven, I would do you

nekohime 01-16-09 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8197149)
I smell like oven cleaner. Ladies: Hot? Or not?

Hot, but only if it's my oven you're cleaning. :lol:

AEO 01-16-09 10:11 PM

haven't played L4D yet, but I hear it's pretty damn fun.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:20 PM

L4D ?

Sounds like a type of lube.

CbadRider 01-16-09 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8197149)
I smell like oven cleaner. Ladies: Hot? Or not?

Are you wearing a little apron and nothing else?

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197099)
Nachos....Mmmmmm.

So cougar lady... what are you up to this fine evening ?

AEO 01-16-09 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197263)
Are you wearing a little apron and nothing else?

better have frilly frills and a heart mark on the chest.

nekohime 01-16-09 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8197224)
haven't played L4D yet, but I hear it's pretty damn fun.

It has zombies! What's not to love about it :p


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