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Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:25 PM

Zombies... good.

Bike thieves... *******s.

I hope it comes back.

x136 01-16-09 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 8197163)
If you clean my oven, I would do you

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekohime (Post 8197216)
Hot, but only if it's my oven you're cleaning. :lol:

Who said anything about cleaning ovens? I'm using it in ways not specified on the packaging.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197263)
Are you wearing a little apron and nothing else?

With the amount that I've splattered on myself, my clothes are probably in the process of melting off. Close enough?

jgedwa 01-16-09 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8197292)
Who said anything about cleaning ovens? I'm using it in ways not specified on the packaging.

With the amount that I've splattered on myself, my clothes are probably in the process of melting off. Close enough?

Hmm. Removing anodizing from crank arms? I hope you don't get your cooking advice from SS/FG also

x136 01-16-09 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 8197308)
Hmm. Removing anodizing from crank arms?

Handlebars.

ehidle 01-16-09 10:33 PM

I may not have a date tonight, but I am going out for Valentine's day... so there!

CbadRider 01-16-09 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8197266)
So cougar lady... what are you up to this fine evening ?

Sitting in a hotel lobby cause that's where the WiFi is. I have a race this weekend.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197320)
Sitting in a hotel lobby cause that's where the WiFi is. I have a race this weekend.

It's sweet to have wireless... my new netbook and wireless router should be here tomorrow.

Are you running or riding ?

x136 01-16-09 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ehidle (Post 8197319)
I may not have a date tonight, but I am going out for Valentine's day... so there!

Then you aren't welcome here! Losers only, bub. Read the sign.

*points to sign that says "Losers only, bub."*

CbadRider 01-16-09 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8197292)
Who said anything about cleaning ovens? I'm using it in ways not specified on the packaging.

With the amount that I've splattered on myself, my clothes are probably in the process of melting off. Close enough?


Apron=sexy.

Melted clothes-not so much.

x136 01-16-09 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8197329)
It's sweet to have wireless...

...When it works.

x136 01-16-09 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197332)
Apron=sexy.

Melted clothes-not so much.

Hmm, do those average out?

Apron over melted clothes = mildly attractive?

ilikebikes 01-16-09 10:43 PM

Im married, I ALWAYS have a date! :thumb:

CbadRider 01-16-09 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8197329)
It's sweet to have wireless... my new netbook and wireless router should be here tomorrow.

Are you running or riding ?


Racewalking a marathon.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 8197335)
...When it works.

I'll be using it at home when I have those days where sitting isn't at all pleasant.

I am actually gonna have to lie down here pretty soon.

Sixty Fiver 01-16-09 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197369)
Racewalking a marathon.

Awesome.

If there was a prize for the slowest walker I'd be in like flint.

MrCrassic 01-16-09 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8196590)
Yeah... I'm talking to you.

What are you doing home on a Friday night at home in front of the computer when you should be out and about cavorting shamelessly with the member of the gender you find most attractive ?

What a bunch of losers.

Oh wait.

Nevermind.

I think I need to get out.

Anyone wanna go and cruise the mall ?

I'm comfortable here getting OS X on my Thinkpad and trying to rebuild my iPod that I shamelessly destroyed.

Tomorrow is for the girlfriend :)

MrCrassic 01-16-09 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 8197369)
Racewalking a marathon.

You racewalk?! That's awesome!

fuzzbox 01-16-09 11:30 PM

Am I still a loser if I just got home?

MrCrassic 01-16-09 11:34 PM

If it's 9:30, then yes. If it's 12:30, like it is here, then probably not.

:p

fuzzbox 01-16-09 11:38 PM

10:30

MrCrassic 01-16-09 11:39 PM

Okay, that's acceptable.

fuzzbox 01-16-09 11:46 PM

I made the cool list!:banana:

UnsafeAlpine 01-16-09 11:52 PM

I'm a dateless loser!

Edit: Oh, that's not a good thing.

fuzzbox 01-17-09 12:05 AM

Oh wait I was dateless however.

Wordbiker 01-17-09 12:43 AM

I missed most of the thread playing Fallout 3.

Are there any nachos left?


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