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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Important Information for guys.

    Please, get a man-o-gram.

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    Is that when a guy in a thong comes to your table and sings torch songs?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    Are doctors getting tired of fondling male patients?
    Apparently not, but I tell you what, if it works anything like a mammogram, this could be the most painful exam ever.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tiUI-5xJQI"]Ouch![/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    <Envisions an unpleasant squishing device>.

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    Hey...could it be any worse than hearing the snap of a glove.....then feeling some finger manipulating your prostate....which of course makes you want to whiz.......all this taking place with your elbows on the exam bench while bent over.....

    A very active sex life apparently keeps the prostate healthy...you need at least 20 ejaculates a month....this according to Dr. Oz in his book........I wonder if married guys can get a prescription to give to the wife...????? Hmmmmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Hey...could it be any worse than hearing the snap of a glove.....then feeling some finger manipulating your prostate....which of course makes you want to whiz.......all this taking place with your elbows on the exam bench while bent over.....

    A very active sex life apparently keeps the prostate healthy...you need at least 20 ejaculates a month....this according to Dr. Oz in his book........I wonder if married guys can get a prescription to give to the wife...????? Hmmmmm?
    as long as the dr's two hands aren't on my shoulders, i can deal with that.
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    Incorrect verbage!!!

    We wimmens have for years been describing a Man-o-gram as having the same machine a mammagram uses - be used for a Man-o-gram so they too can get the living snit squished outta it too. It's only fair.

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    Tude, anything down south that gets even remotely squished requires serious sedation! Owwwiiiiiieeee!!!!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Incorrect verbage!!!

    We wimmens have for years been describing a Man-o-gram as having the same machine a mammagram uses - be used for a Man-o-gram so they too can get the living snit squished outta it too. It's only fair.
    big difference between fun bags and walnuts.....big difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Tude, anything down south that gets even remotely squished requires serious sedation! Owwwiiiiiieeee!!!!
    hehe - for some reason it must be a standing comment the x-ray person says to each and every woman who is being squished by the machine --- some evil thought one could focus on while watching certain parts grow to unheard of sizes ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Please, get a man-o-gram.
    A singing man-o-gram?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    My moobs would freak that guy out
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My moobs would freak that guy out
    My moobs would freak your moobs out!!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Gents, this conversation is terribley disturbing at this point...............
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    why the moob hate path?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    gents? where? Surely not in here!
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    *face palms*
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    why the moob hate path?

    Oh the pain....the pain......I try so hard to look like a buff roadie and I always end up looking like this....

    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Oh the pain....the pain......I try so hard to look like a buff roadie and I always end up looking like this....

    well, get some clipless pedals, some different sunglasses, a proper jersey, flip the stem, ditch that huge seat bag, ditch the white knee-high socks, and get rid of that helmet visor, and you'll like this:




    noob.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Gents, this conversation is terribley disturbing at this point...............
    hehe - I'm finding the Moob contest rather funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    hehe - I'm finding the Moob contest rather funny!
    Here....hold this for a second, would ya?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    well, get some clipless pedals, some different sunglasses, a proper jersey, flip the stem, ditch that huge seat bag, ditch the white knee-high socks, and get rid of that helmet visor, and you'll like this:




    noob.
    I like it now, while wearing fred clothes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    well, get some clipless pedals, some different sunglasses, a proper jersey, flip the stem, ditch that huge seat bag, ditch the white knee-high socks, and get rid of that helmet visor, and you'll like this:




    noob.
    Well, I have way cool jerseys now and I do ride clipless. (Crank Brothers switching to Shimano). I have a cool looking roadie helmet but I am just so damn frugal so I keep using this one on a lot of rides. I have SIDI road shoes and Shimano mtn. shoes. I also have some cool specialized socks and riding gloves.(Summer and Winter). I now have a small seat bag with tube/patch kit/basic tool/CO2+tool/pump on bike/two cages for water bottles.

    Why I even ride with a local Tri team's jersey. (Club cut not race cut)...hey I am not a tiny guy.....

    I like my Coccon sunglasses as they are the ultimate in eye protection and much cheaper than some of the high end stuff....I have prescription glasses and it would cost a ton to get special made riding glasses...Cocoons wrap over my existing glasses for about 40 bucks!!!

    Now about those moobs.......yeah I still got em.......how embarassing...............
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    And good night Moon

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