Heres the deal:
I'm getting a giant glass beer stein engraved for my manfriend's 30th birthday next week.
We have been together six months.
We have NOT dropped L bombs, but I think it's obvious we're bonkers for each other.
He will be drinking out of this stein on his birthday in front of his friends and strangers.
We are both sarcastic and witty people.
Front plate will have his initials. I want the plate on the back to have some kind of saying or birthday-esque quote. But not mushy. Funny, but not too much of a joke. Can't be longer than, say, 4 lines.