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Old 01-22-09, 01:30 PM   #1
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Dispose of my body

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Old 01-22-09, 01:31 PM   #2
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I hear UA gets pretty hungry from time to time.
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The human tempura sounds tempting...
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donation to the PENOA (Perverted, Excited Necrophiliacs of America)
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Do a good deed and feed some hungry, homeless cannibals.

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The advantage here is that when you get to heaven, you're the only one who is still getting laid.....
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Visit Aruba...drink heavily, take some drugs, and go to the beach with some strangers from the netherlands.
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I would donate all your organs for transplant and then give the remains to the anatomy lab at the local medical school. In death you will have new life.
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Old 01-22-09, 02:56 PM   #16
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I'd call Harvey Kietel
Nah, he'd probably just flash the body with full frontal.
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i'd probably just leave you there
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A guy I used to work for said "Just stick a ham bone up my a** and let the dogs drag me away."

That's an inexpensive and very "green" method.
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Old 01-22-09, 03:07 PM   #19
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Feed ya to the Hogs, samething I do with the others.
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I know guys who work at steel mills and things like that. Problem solved.
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I know guys who work at steel mills and things like that. Problem solved.
hmmm....maybe that explains where high carbon steel comes from?
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Visit Aruba...drink heavily, take some drugs, and go to the beach with some strangers from the netherlands.
Hey!






That the Netherlands with a capital N for you sir!
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Actually...it's funny, I don't know if you internationals caught the end of this whole thing. Basically, he was acquitted and then some private investigator (for a TV show) went undercover and got him to confess the whole thing.....and while the evidence wasn't admissible, he got his case reopened. Damn, some people are so stupid it's painful to watch.
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Actually...it's funny, I don't know if you internationals caught the end of this whole thing. Basically, he was acquitted and then some private investigator (for a TV show) went undercover and got him to confess the whole thing.....and while the evidence wasn't admissible, he got his case reopened. Damn, some people are so stupid it's painful to watch.
yeah...saw that on some tv show....the kid was an idiot. He's now claiming he was trying to impress the guy and has no idea what happened to her.
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