The skipper wants me to replace the incompetent Gilligan.
The professor wants me to fix his coconut radios and exercise bike power generators.
The howells want me because they've been dying for a threesome and I'm the best candidate.
Gilligan wants me to be a buffer between him and the skipper.
Ginger wants me because I lied to her and told her I was a director.
mary anne wants me because ginger told her how good I was at certain "tasks".
Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.