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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Cool "bad" things you taught someone else's little kids.

    Spitballs with a straw on the ceiling of Burger King.
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    Ice cubes turn to water if you squeeze hard enough. After her mom had been hit several times with ice cubes, I got yelled at.

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    How to snort a perfect like of coke.

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    flipping girl's skirts
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    How to snort a perfect like of coke.
    Didn't the bubbles bother their nose?

    If you suck up ketchup in a straw, twist both ends of the straw reeeeeeeeeeal tight and have your friend flick the fat ketchup filled part of it till you hear a "pop!", then a fine mist of ketchup goes spraying on an unsuspecting customer.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    How to make the perfect sad puppy face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Didn't the bubbles bother their nose?
    Nah, it was non-carbonated cocaine. The carbonated stuff is too expensive!

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    Actually, a kid taught me something once. I was an assistant coach for a peewee football team. It was tackle football with full gear; the kids were I think 10 and 11 years old.

    So this kid, one of the more athletic guys on the team, would line up as nose guard on defense even though he was a skinny kid. He told me that when the line of scrimmage was near a marked yard line, he would scoop up chalk in one of his hands, and when the center snapped the ball he would throw the chalk in the guy's face to blind him! Someone was already teaching him to play dirty and he was just 11 years old!

    I never actually repeated that tip to any other players, and I didn't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.

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    just being in the presence of jsharr is both cool and bad, for kids.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    That White Zombie is a Christian band.

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    I tought Matt, friends of our's son, the diarrhea song when he was 4 or 5. He would laugh his butt off.

    When you're sliding into first
    And your pants begin to burst
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into two
    And your pants are filled with goo
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into third
    And you feel a greasy turd
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into home
    And your pants are filled with foam
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea
    "Never send a monkey to do a man's job." ~ Captain Leo Davidson ~

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    I taught a 10 year old how to swear.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    how to blow snot rockets
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    I can't say.....would violate terms of the court agreement.

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    Soaking wet toilet paper blobs thrown onto the ceiling of the girls bathroom. When those suckers dry they never come down.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    I tought Matt, friends of our's son, the diarrhea song when he was 4 or 5. He would laugh his butt off.

    When you're sliding into first
    And your pants begin to burst
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into two
    And your pants are filled with goo
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into third
    And you feel a greasy turd
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you're sliding into home
    And your pants are filled with foam
    That's diarrhea, diarrhea
    I tell them the joke: "Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?





    Yeah, it runs in your genes."
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I'm not allowed to teach kids anything due to the nature of how I play with fire...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    When my niece was learning to talk, I told her that all hats, etc, were helmets. Now, at 3 1/2, she is still so very confused. Poor girl.

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    Teaching a toddler to say "fork" and "shirt".

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    How to make an air pressure bomb with presta valves, soda pop bottles, and water.
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    I taught some teenagers working at BK how to prepare "special" straws for people that blow spitwads on the ceiling.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I taught my siblings the best way to ignore my mom's angry rants. She makes sense for 10min, and then repeats X-million times, so it's a good skill, though "bad." My sister has almost mastered it, but my brother needs more work.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    I taught my best friends' kids how to talk back to their father.
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    I taught my 2 year old nephew to wave and say "howya doin' toots?" to all the ladies with white hair.
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    to make faces and stick out one's tongue at passing motorists, while in the car; when , mom is not looking.
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