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Old 01-22-09, 10:53 PM   #1
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Cool "bad" things you taught someone else's little kids.

Spitballs with a straw on the ceiling of Burger King.
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Old 01-22-09, 11:13 PM   #2
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Ice cubes turn to water if you squeeze hard enough. After her mom had been hit several times with ice cubes, I got yelled at.
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How to snort a perfect like of coke.
Didn't the bubbles bother their nose?

If you suck up ketchup in a straw, twist both ends of the straw reeeeeeeeeeal tight and have your friend flick the fat ketchup filled part of it till you hear a "pop!", then a fine mist of ketchup goes spraying on an unsuspecting customer.
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Old 01-22-09, 11:28 PM   #6
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Old 01-22-09, 11:31 PM   #7
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Didn't the bubbles bother their nose?
Nah, it was non-carbonated cocaine. The carbonated stuff is too expensive!
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Actually, a kid taught me something once. I was an assistant coach for a peewee football team. It was tackle football with full gear; the kids were I think 10 and 11 years old.

So this kid, one of the more athletic guys on the team, would line up as nose guard on defense even though he was a skinny kid. He told me that when the line of scrimmage was near a marked yard line, he would scoop up chalk in one of his hands, and when the center snapped the ball he would throw the chalk in the guy's face to blind him! Someone was already teaching him to play dirty and he was just 11 years old!

I never actually repeated that tip to any other players, and I didn't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.
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Old 01-23-09, 06:55 AM   #9
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just being in the presence of jsharr is both cool and bad, for kids.
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I tought Matt, friends of our's son, the diarrhea song when he was 4 or 5. He would laugh his butt off.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
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I taught a 10 year old how to swear.
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I can't say.....would violate terms of the court agreement.
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Old 01-23-09, 09:03 AM   #15
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Soaking wet toilet paper blobs thrown onto the ceiling of the girls bathroom. When those suckers dry they never come down.
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I tought Matt, friends of our's son, the diarrhea song when he was 4 or 5. He would laugh his butt off.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
I tell them the joke: "Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?





Yeah, it runs in your genes."
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I'm not allowed to teach kids anything due to the nature of how I play with fire...
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When my niece was learning to talk, I told her that all hats, etc, were helmets. Now, at 3 1/2, she is still so very confused. Poor girl.
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I taught some teenagers working at BK how to prepare "special" straws for people that blow spitwads on the ceiling.
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I taught my siblings the best way to ignore my mom's angry rants. She makes sense for 10min, and then repeats X-million times, so it's a good skill, though "bad." My sister has almost mastered it, but my brother needs more work.
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I taught my 2 year old nephew to wave and say "howya doin' toots?" to all the ladies with white hair.
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to make faces and stick out one's tongue at passing motorists, while in the car; when , mom is not looking.
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