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    Top Reasons to date a cyclist

    Type: Common Interest - Dating & Relationships This is from facebook, see what happens in the middle of the night when you can't sleep.... you discover obscure places on the net. Thought this was too good to pass up. Have fun with this thread.


    Description: That bulge isn't just the chamois.

    Balls of steel.

    We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.

    We know how to take it easy.

    We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.

    Smoother legs than you.

    Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.

    Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?

    Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.

    We don't need booths to get our amazing tan...lines.

    Perfect ass.

    Diamond cut calves.

    Incredible thigh definition.

    Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?

    When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.

    We go hard and push until it gets even harder.

    Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.

    We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.

    Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.

    We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.

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    Oi!
    Don't we all want to ride the perfect 'machine'?
    I do, the will is there, but my machinery is getting worn.
    I've ridden too many 'bikes' I reckon.

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    My girlfriend is going to LOVE that.
    -Gene-

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    bmaxwell, why didn't I meet women like you years ago?

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    Don't forget the long Stems. Lp

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    You forgot:

    Plenty of time to cheat on the moron while he's out riding his stupid bicycle 3-4 hours every day.

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    ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzing!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Best and only reason, all cyclists are as cool as I am.
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    VFL For Life Velo Vol's Avatar
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    In other words, cyclists are sexy.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Eggzaktly!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol View Post
    In other words, cyclists are sexy.
    It's never good to generalize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    It's never good to generalize.
    Sorry. I guess I can only speak for myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    It's never good to generalize.
    Says the most available bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Nice
    Bike Servant - Bikes for sale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Says the most available bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
    Ah, but available and eligible are two very different things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Says the most eligible bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
    fifm
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol View Post
    In other words, cyclists are sexy.
    Oh yeah, in January it's the friggin North American Beefcake Festival.


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    If things go flat...there's always pumping it by hand.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol View Post
    In other words, cyclists are sexy.
    Uh huh.


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    Hey you all are a hoot.... and what can I say, I saw the little ditty and just thought of all you stud-muffins here.... hehehehe.... so who is the sexiest of the lot of you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Oh yeah, in January it's the friggin North American Beefcake Festival.
    Mercy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Says the most available bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
    What am I? Mutton?

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    Because these legs can hammer other things besides pedals.

    And we love to eat.
    When I ride, the troubles just roll off my back.

    Originally Posted by Cody Broken :
    Every ride is a mission, a race, an adventure, a quest.
    Every bike is noble steed, a stalwart machine, a clever device, a stealthy speedster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    What am I? Mutton?
    You are on the other side of the mountains. And fiiiiine to boot, too! But hella emo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmaxwell View Post
    Top Reasons to date a cyclist
    why would anyone want to go out with a cyclist?

    we're generally self centered, obsessive individuals, that are picky eaters, and generally are generally boring conversationalists.

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