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Old 01-24-09, 04:39 AM   #1
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Top Reasons to date a cyclist

Type: Common Interest - Dating & Relationships This is from facebook, see what happens in the middle of the night when you can't sleep.... you discover obscure places on the net. Thought this was too good to pass up. Have fun with this thread.


Description: That bulge isn't just the chamois.

Balls of steel.

We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.

We know how to take it easy.

We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.

Smoother legs than you.

Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.

Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?

Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.

We don't need booths to get our amazing tan...lines.

Perfect ass.

Diamond cut calves.

Incredible thigh definition.

Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?

When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.

We go hard and push until it gets even harder.

Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.

We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.

Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.

We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.
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Old 01-24-09, 05:41 AM   #2
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Oi!
Don't we all want to ride the perfect 'machine'?
I do, the will is there, but my machinery is getting worn.
I've ridden too many 'bikes' I reckon.
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Old 01-24-09, 11:00 AM   #3
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My girlfriend is going to LOVE that.
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Old 01-24-09, 08:12 PM   #4
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bmaxwell, why didn't I meet women like you years ago?
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Old 01-24-09, 09:29 PM   #5
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Don't forget the long Stems. Lp
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You forgot:

Plenty of time to cheat on the moron while he's out riding his stupid bicycle 3-4 hours every day.
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Old 01-24-09, 10:23 PM   #7
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ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzing!!
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Old 01-24-09, 10:25 PM   #8
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Best and only reason, all cyclists are as cool as I am.
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In other words, cyclists are sexy.
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It's never good to generalize.
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Says the most available bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
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Says the most available bachelor this side of the Bart tracks.
Ah, but available and eligible are two very different things.
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Oh yeah, in January it's the friggin North American Beefcake Festival.

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If things go flat...there's always pumping it by hand.
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Hey you all are a hoot.... and what can I say, I saw the little ditty and just thought of all you stud-muffins here.... hehehehe.... so who is the sexiest of the lot of you?
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What am I? Mutton?
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Because these legs can hammer other things besides pedals.

And we love to eat.
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Old 01-25-09, 07:27 AM   #24
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What am I? Mutton?
You are on the other side of the mountains. And fiiiiine to boot, too! But hella emo.
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why would anyone want to go out with a cyclist?

we're generally self centered, obsessive individuals, that are picky eaters, and generally are generally boring conversationalists.
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