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    Administrator Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Lies lies lies!!

    So what's the most craziest, outrageous and stoopid lie someone has told you? How did you bust them and how did they handle it if you confronted them with it?

    I've caught someone in a lie and I'm just laughing my head off right now. I really feel like bringing it up to them but if I do, that would embarass them.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Someone once told me I was good lookin'. I busted her by looking in a mirror. We still have a good laugh about it every once and a while.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg"]YEAH![/ame]
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I had some doofus who I had just met at a local bar here tell me all about this legendary figure who he used to be best friends with back in his home town. Trouble is, the guy he was talking about was me, and while I did so some of the stuff he was telling me I did, I didn't know this feller from Adam (and he obviously didn't know who I was).
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    That she was friends w/ JFK and Huey Newton. She, uh...had, uh...issues.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I had some doofus who I had just met at a local bar here tell me all about this legendary figure who he used to be best friends with back in his home town. Trouble is, the guy he was talking about was me, and while I did so some of the stuff he was telling me I did, I didn't know this feller from Adam (and he obviously didn't know who I was).
    I learned all that **** on BF. And thanks for the drinks and the grope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I learned all that **** on BF. And thanks for the drinks and the grope.
    I shoulda recognized the smell of bass on your breath
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Its okay...size doesn't matter.
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    I worked with someone who told me they were terminally ill. The fact that she kept on living was the first sign she might have been lying. Oh and someone else who worked there clued me in that she had a little bitty problem with reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate View Post
    I worked with someone who told me they were terminally ill. The fact that she kept on living was the first sign she might have been lying. Oh and someone else who worked there clued me in that she had a little bitty problem with reality.
    So you did do the right thing and off her, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Actually, she was a lot of fun as long as you didn't take her seriously. So she gets to live.

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    Y'all know the three most commonly told lies, right?

    1. "The check's in the mail."

    2. "I'll respect you in the morning."

    3. "I've come from Washington to help you people."



    The biggest whopper I've ever been told? "If we lower the capital gains tax and the high-earner income tax, the benefits will trickle down to the average middle class tax payer."
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Everyone has a soul mate.

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    "No. I didn't mean small. I meant cute. It's cute." Biggest. Lie. EvAr!

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    It went something like, "For better or worse, in sickness and in health...".
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    From Craigslist: "I'm coming to see the bike today."

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    As having once been one of those who could not open their mouth and not have a lie come out, I find it very easy to recognize a lie and liar.

    What will be interesting is how many of the replies to this thread are, themselves, lies.
    "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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    I'd say it, but the thread would probably get moved to P&R.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    That there would be cake and a party for me upon completing the obstacle course...

    I saw the signs but didn't believe them...



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    My sponsor always told me to say 'Hi, my name's Richard and I'm an alcoholic.' and not a single word more cause anything beyond that was bound to be a lie...
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    Craziest lie Ive ever heard: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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    There were WMDs in Iraq.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Let's not make this political, ya'll.

    It can still be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    let's not make this political, ya'll.

    It can still be fun.
    +1
    "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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