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Old 01-30-09, 12:03 PM   #1
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Lies lies lies!!

So what's the most craziest, outrageous and stoopid lie someone has told you? How did you bust them and how did they handle it if you confronted them with it?

I've caught someone in a lie and I'm just laughing my head off right now. I really feel like bringing it up to them but if I do, that would embarass them.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:13 PM   #2
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Someone once told me I was good lookin'. I busted her by looking in a mirror. We still have a good laugh about it every once and a while.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:18 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-09, 12:22 PM   #5
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I had some doofus who I had just met at a local bar here tell me all about this legendary figure who he used to be best friends with back in his home town. Trouble is, the guy he was talking about was me, and while I did so some of the stuff he was telling me I did, I didn't know this feller from Adam (and he obviously didn't know who I was).
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Old 01-30-09, 12:22 PM   #6
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That she was friends w/ JFK and Huey Newton. She, uh...had, uh...issues.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:31 PM   #7
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I had some doofus who I had just met at a local bar here tell me all about this legendary figure who he used to be best friends with back in his home town. Trouble is, the guy he was talking about was me, and while I did so some of the stuff he was telling me I did, I didn't know this feller from Adam (and he obviously didn't know who I was).
I learned all that **** on BF. And thanks for the drinks and the grope.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:34 PM   #8
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I learned all that **** on BF. And thanks for the drinks and the grope.
I shoulda recognized the smell of bass on your breath
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Old 01-30-09, 12:35 PM   #9
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Its okay...size doesn't matter.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:42 PM   #10
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I worked with someone who told me they were terminally ill. The fact that she kept on living was the first sign she might have been lying. Oh and someone else who worked there clued me in that she had a little bitty problem with reality.
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Old 01-30-09, 12:44 PM   #11
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I worked with someone who told me they were terminally ill. The fact that she kept on living was the first sign she might have been lying. Oh and someone else who worked there clued me in that she had a little bitty problem with reality.
So you did do the right thing and off her, right?
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Old 01-30-09, 12:57 PM   #12
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Actually, she was a lot of fun as long as you didn't take her seriously. So she gets to live.
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Old 01-30-09, 01:15 PM   #13
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Y'all know the three most commonly told lies, right?

1. "The check's in the mail."

2. "I'll respect you in the morning."

3. "I've come from Washington to help you people."



The biggest whopper I've ever been told? "If we lower the capital gains tax and the high-earner income tax, the benefits will trickle down to the average middle class tax payer."
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Old 01-30-09, 02:10 PM   #15
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"No. I didn't mean small. I meant cute. It's cute." Biggest. Lie. EvAr!
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It went something like, "For better or worse, in sickness and in health...".
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Old 01-30-09, 02:17 PM   #18
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As having once been one of those who could not open their mouth and not have a lie come out, I find it very easy to recognize a lie and liar.

What will be interesting is how many of the replies to this thread are, themselves, lies.
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I'd say it, but the thread would probably get moved to P&R.
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That there would be cake and a party for me upon completing the obstacle course...

I saw the signs but didn't believe them...



So remember...

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Old 01-30-09, 02:42 PM   #21
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My sponsor always told me to say 'Hi, my name's Richard and I'm an alcoholic.' and not a single word more cause anything beyond that was bound to be a lie...
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There were WMDs in Iraq.
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Let's not make this political, ya'll.

It can still be fun.
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let's not make this political, ya'll.

It can still be fun.
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