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Old 01-30-09, 01:31 PM   #1
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Really dumb business names......

"Tatooing while you wait."

While you wait????

Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?

This is actually the name of a business in a small town not far from where I live.
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Old 01-30-09, 01:35 PM   #3
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Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?
Only for apendixes (apendices?), gall bladders and the like.
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edit: Fixed to avoid confusion and sending others to a porn site they may not wish to visit.
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"Tatooing while you wait."

While you wait????...
It got and held your attention didn't it?
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penisland.com is a porn site.

penisland.net is a pen selling site.
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penisland.com is a porn site.

penisland.net is a pen selling site.
if you say so...I aint trying either one at the office.
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It got and held your attention didn't it?
Anything that stupid usually does.
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I just checked.
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