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    The "now retired" Old Guy Ed in GA's Avatar
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    Really dumb business names......

    "Tatooing while you wait."

    While you wait????

    Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?

    This is actually the name of a business in a small town not far from where I live.
    "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed in GA View Post
    Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?
    Only for apendixes (apendices?), gall bladders and the like.
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    For those glowing pet eyes in pictures- Peteye Remover.

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    "Oops Discount Tatoo Parlor"

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    I think I've posted this before, however it's the business name that's made me laugh the most.

    Local GP in a small Saskatchewan town:

    Doctor Zbeetnoff (yes the Z is silent)

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    Maxie Price Used Cars

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    There was a muffler repair shop close to where I lived called "No Muff To Tuff."

    Kum & Go is always a classic.

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    wax off

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Wanna Buy a Watch?

    Kum & Go makes me laugh to this day.

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    penisland.net

    edit: Fixed to avoid confusion and sending others to a porn site they may not wish to visit.
    Last edited by ModoVincere; 01-30-09 at 01:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed in GA View Post
    "Tatooing while you wait."

    While you wait????...
    It got and held your attention didn't it?
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    Don't run red lights, wear a helmet, use hand signals, get some cycle lights(front and rear) and, FFS, don't run red lights!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    penisland.com
    penisland.com is a porn site.

    penisland.net is a pen selling site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    penisland.com is a porn site.

    penisland.net is a pen selling site.
    if you say so...I aint trying either one at the office.

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    The "now retired" Old Guy Ed in GA's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by markhr View Post
    It got and held your attention didn't it?
    Anything that stupid usually does.
    "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    if you say so...I aint trying either one at the office.
    I just checked.

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    These trucks get a laugh out of me every time.

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    Dick Witham Ford (car dealer) - Finally changed to just Witham Ford after many years.

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    penisland LOL!

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    Cartalk's law firm Dewey, Cheathem & Howe.
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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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