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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Man I love toilet paper!

    I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
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    Thanks for sharing!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

    2007 Specialized Tricross Comp Triple, 2007 Trek T1, 2006 Specialized Roubaix
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    Lullaby Of Foo

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    My bathroom. Looking at the countless scraps scattered by my dog, and he looking smug with what's left of the roll in his mouth.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    I like the stuff that's not so soft you wanna do a Mr. Whipple, but not so rough you're doing rhinoplasty on your hiney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
    Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.
    Hands too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Hands too.
    One of 'em, at least.

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    I definitely miss it when I have to go and there's none around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    One of 'em, at least.
    I'm a righty.
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    TMI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?
    You'd be somewhere out in the boonies, reciting, "Wipe with the left. Eat with the right."
    When I ride, the troubles just roll off my back.

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    Thanks for sharing!
    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    No matter how poor I am I will never skimp on TP!

    Cheap TP is the worst, might as well use sandpaper...

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    Pardon me, but can you spare a square?

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    My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.
    she trying to tell you something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    she trying to tell you something?
    my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
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    my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
    I was gonna 'fix' this, but then I'd have to ban myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I was gonna 'hit' this, but then I'd have to out myself.
    not that there is anything wrong with that'd it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.
    Hey Jon, I dare you to use this as your sig. ^^^^^

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    I have posted worse and been sigged before I think. Wordbiker had something about anal lube I posted if I recall correctly.
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    Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
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    Hmm... without TP...

    More automatic bidet systems that work like a car wash: Spray soap, rinse, then a clearcoat, finally an air drying cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManBearPig View Post
    Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
    I just say something like "Tonights mexican night". They usually blush and I get to laugh when out the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManBearPig View Post
    Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??
    I use reverse psychology. Once I stopped at the store with a friend and he laughed at me when I picked up my customary 12 pack (cheaper bought in bulk, and I don't like running out!), calling me "Sir-sh1t-a-lot"

    I just marched back to the aisle and picked up a second 12 pack.
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