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Old 01-30-09, 11:19 PM   #1
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HARDCORE: What do you do when you have evacuated and there is no paper?

Okay.....what do you do now? Huh!??
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Old 01-30-09, 11:20 PM   #2
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get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
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get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
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get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
We have an unlimited supply of baby wipes Try it, you'll like it!
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well, duh - if I've left the building I can just go to a newsstand.
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Old 01-30-09, 11:23 PM   #6
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That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am married, so I yell for one of the kids, or just take a shower.
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Old 01-30-09, 11:32 PM   #7
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+1, got some adult flushable wet wipes for free, now I couldn't be without them. Very good for those of us with sensitive stomachs, that turns into sensitive buttholes after something goes wrong.
That's almost TMI, even for me.
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flushable wipes are the shizznit for the shizznit
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shizz - nit!!

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You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself.
O dear lord!
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You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself.
What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?
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I keep reading material in the library, er, I mean bathroom. We haz paper.
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What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?
Home Depots usually have restrooms too ("Hoderes" for short), tho I can't speak to the quality of their toilet paper.
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Come on gang there is no wipeable material or kids, wife, significant other, or anybody else!!! You are in a public john for instance.....

HARDCORE choices............
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I would look for a rabbit.
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Old 01-30-09, 11:55 PM   #16
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I would look for a rabbit.
What? No Bass for the .................
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I was always taught while mtn climbing or hiking to use smooth flat leaves.
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Leaves of three, great for wipey!
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use the three sea shells.
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Doesn't look like many people here have camped or traveled in the 3rd world....
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Keep a few Kleenex Pocket Packs around.
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Left hand wipe, right hand eat.
errr, or was that right hand wipe....?
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errr, or was that right hand wipe....?
BTW, this is why some cultures never eat food with their left hand. In their eyes, doing something like picking up a burger with both hands is kind of gross....
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