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    HARDCORE: What do you do when you have evacuated and there is no paper?

    Okay.....what do you do now? Huh!??
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
    That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
    We have an unlimited supply of baby wipes Try it, you'll like it!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    well, duh - if I've left the building I can just go to a newsstand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
    I am married, so I yell for one of the kids, or just take a shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post
    +1, got some adult flushable wet wipes for free, now I couldn't be without them. Very good for those of us with sensitive stomachs, that turns into sensitive buttholes after something goes wrong.
    That's almost TMI, even for me.
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    flushable wipes are the shizznit for the shizznit
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    shizz - nit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post


    You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself.
    O dear lord!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post


    You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself.
    What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?

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    I keep reading material in the library, er, I mean bathroom. We haz paper.
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?
    Home Depots usually have restrooms too ("Hoderes" for short), tho I can't speak to the quality of their toilet paper.
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    Come on gang there is no wipeable material or kids, wife, significant other, or anybody else!!! You are in a public john for instance.....

    HARDCORE choices............
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    I would look for a rabbit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I would look for a rabbit.
    What? No Bass for the .................
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    I was always taught while mtn climbing or hiking to use smooth flat leaves.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I was always taught while mtn climbing or hiking to use smooth flat leaves.
    Leaves of three, great for wipey!

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    Leaves of four, Emergency room door
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    use the three sea shells.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Doesn't look like many people here have camped or traveled in the 3rd world....

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    Keep a few Kleenex Pocket Packs around.

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    Left hand wipe, right hand eat.
    errr, or was that right hand wipe....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewaday View Post
    Left hand wipe, right hand eat.
    errr, or was that right hand wipe....?
    BTW, this is why some cultures never eat food with their left hand. In their eyes, doing something like picking up a burger with both hands is kind of gross....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    What? No Bass for the .................
    Nope
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