I Survived the Super Bowl…
…in Tampa. This is the third Super Bowl I’ve been through in this area, but this was the most obnoxious. There were at least two blimps and five or six airplanes circling around like buzzards. I live just a few miles from the stadium and their constant drone was driving me nuts. Also if I see another Hummer stretch limo I’m going to poke my eyes out. Everyone go home now and leave me in peace.