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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Most amusing thing you've heard recently.

    "Back away from the guacamole dip. Put down the chicken fingers."

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    My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    that UA can no longer deny it.
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    the other daddies are who... chipcom, pgoat?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
    I'll one up ya. I recently got "I want to be a Sith Lord when I grow up...like Daddy."


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    *note to self: be nicer to Ka Jun. *
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
    Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
    see AEO's post above and below. He is in the ball park I think. My wife will not tell me, nor will the boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
    one would definitely be chipcom, unconfirmed would be pgoat, KT and maybe UA.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    "Steelers are going to kill the Cardinals"

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    "My LBS hates red."
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austropithicus View Post
    "Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.
    seriously?

    jesus frakking key-rye-st, the world is full of idiots.

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    That Jessica Simpson is fat.

    No. 1 - sorry, that's not fat.

    No. 2 - why should I - or anyone else besides JS, her doctor, her family and her closest friends - give a rat's bunghole?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austropithicus View Post
    "Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.
    LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    seriously?

    jesus frakking key-rye-st, the world is full of idiots.
    what? you haven't heard? The entire global economy has been brought to its knees because Carter cornered the global peanut market....something about preventing more salmonella outbreaks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austropithicus View Post
    "Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.
    I'm pretty sure there are people in the world who feel he is responsible for just about everything bad in the world. What in the world are they smoking is what I wanna know.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I'm pretty sure there are people in the world who feel he is responsible for just about everything bad in the world. What in the world are they smoking is what I wanna know.
    Phelps? oh, Phelps?
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    Whoopi Goldberg "came out" on national TV this morning and "confessed" to having smoked pot. Whoopi?!?! Smoked pot?!?! I am shocked! SHOCKED, I say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Phelps? oh, Phelps?
    He thinks everybody in the world is responsible for everything bad in the world. You have to almost admire his stick-to-it-iveness. Then you'd have to kill him.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsjustb View Post
    Whoopi Goldberg "came out" on national TV this morning and "confessed" to having smoked pot. Whoopi?!?! Smoked pot?!?! I am shocked! SHOCKED, I say!
    With her dreadlocks...I'd have been more surprised if she said she'd never smoked.
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    "knock knock"
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    "nobody"
    "nobody who?"

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    A girl in my language class asked "What's the verb for 'to pitch a tent'?" with all seriousness. She had no idea why everybody laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austropithicus View Post
    "Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.
    The truth can be very funny.

    I wish I played golf, I'd use this one from the eTrade commercial:

    "Why don't you try reading the rules Shankapotomus?"
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    The comcast superbowl thing.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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