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Old 02-02-09, 01:12 PM   #1
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Most amusing thing you've heard recently.

"Back away from the guacamole dip. Put down the chicken fingers."
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Old 02-02-09, 01:15 PM   #2
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My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
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Old 02-02-09, 01:19 PM   #3
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that UA can no longer deny it.
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Old 02-02-09, 01:20 PM   #4
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the other daddies are who... chipcom, pgoat?
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Old 02-02-09, 01:21 PM   #5
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My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
I'll one up ya. I recently got "I want to be a Sith Lord when I grow up...like Daddy."

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*note to self: be nicer to Ka Jun. *
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Old 02-02-09, 01:31 PM   #7
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My four year old son told me that I was the best daddy he had ever had this weekend. I laughed, or else I might have cried. Out of the mouths of babes and all.
Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
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Old 02-02-09, 01:32 PM   #8
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Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
see AEO's post above and below. He is in the ball park I think. My wife will not tell me, nor will the boys.
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Umm Jeff? Who are the best daddies on the other weekends?
one would definitely be chipcom, unconfirmed would be pgoat, KT and maybe UA.
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Old 02-02-09, 02:01 PM   #10
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"Jimmy Carter is responsible for the current economic crisis" - I am not making this up.
seriously?

jesus frakking key-rye-st, the world is full of idiots.
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That Jessica Simpson is fat.

No. 1 - sorry, that's not fat.

No. 2 - why should I - or anyone else besides JS, her doctor, her family and her closest friends - give a rat's bunghole?
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jesus frakking key-rye-st, the world is full of idiots.
what? you haven't heard? The entire global economy has been brought to its knees because Carter cornered the global peanut market....something about preventing more salmonella outbreaks.
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I'm pretty sure there are people in the world who feel he is responsible for just about everything bad in the world. What in the world are they smoking is what I wanna know.
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I'm pretty sure there are people in the world who feel he is responsible for just about everything bad in the world. What in the world are they smoking is what I wanna know.
Phelps? oh, Phelps?
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Whoopi Goldberg "came out" on national TV this morning and "confessed" to having smoked pot. Whoopi?!?! Smoked pot?!?! I am shocked! SHOCKED, I say!
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He thinks everybody in the world is responsible for everything bad in the world. You have to almost admire his stick-to-it-iveness. Then you'd have to kill him.
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Whoopi Goldberg "came out" on national TV this morning and "confessed" to having smoked pot. Whoopi?!?! Smoked pot?!?! I am shocked! SHOCKED, I say!
With her dreadlocks...I'd have been more surprised if she said she'd never smoked.
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"nobody"
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The truth can be very funny.

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