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Old 02-03-09, 11:20 AM   #1
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What's the best way...

...to kill someone and get away with it? A random nighttime drive by or a carefully thought out plan?
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Old 02-03-09, 11:22 AM   #2
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 02-03-09, 11:30 AM   #3
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I see your evil plan, now.
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Old 02-03-09, 11:31 AM   #4
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totally random stabbing or blunt trauma.
incinerate clothing after job is done.
never rinse and repeat.
never drive to the scene, never loiter around in a convenience store.
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Kill them with useless forum banter that melts their brain. This thread is a good example. I see your plan now!
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Old 02-03-09, 11:40 AM   #6
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who's the lucky kill-ee?
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Old 02-03-09, 11:41 AM   #7
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Kill them with useless forum banter that melts their brain. This thread is a good example. I see your plan now!
Oh, wait; it's us
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death from exhaustion, possibly sexually
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Old 02-03-09, 11:51 AM   #9
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Old 02-03-09, 11:57 AM   #10
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Old 02-03-09, 12:02 PM   #11
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no, just sheer stamina and technique.
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Old 02-03-09, 12:03 PM   #12
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What's with you and love today? You feeling all emo or something?
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Old 02-03-09, 12:06 PM   #13
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no, just sheer stamina and technique.
I take it you are enjoying your life on the chain gang?
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softly, with his song
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I take it you are enjoying your life on the chain gang?
no, these pile drivers outside my house are driving me nuts.
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Old 02-03-09, 12:12 PM   #17
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It's been said a car accident is one of the least untracable methods of assassination.
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Old 02-03-09, 12:16 PM   #18
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kill them with carcinogens.

The burnt crispy black food items are carcinogenic if ingested.
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Old 02-03-09, 12:18 PM   #20
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If you really want to get away with it, run him over while he's riding a bicycle. That one's pretty much a free pass these days.
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Old 02-03-09, 12:37 PM   #22
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it's the 'can't watch the video' version, a public service, if you will.

but to answer the question seriously, if you know the person, you're already hosed. Now, a complete stranger...
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It's been said a car accident is one of the least untracable methods of assassination.
Especially when a bike is involved.
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So if I run over the guy's car on my bike, I am golden, right?
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So if I run over the guy's car on my bike, I am golden, right?
Yes, wait, what?
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