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Fred walks into a urologist's office and says, "Doctor, you have to help me. I've seen every other doctor in town and no one can tell me what's wrong."
The doctor says, "OK, what seems to be the problem?"
"This," Fred says, and drops trou, revealing the most revolting, disgusting, mangled man-thingy ever. It's green, dripping pus, and barely recognizable as the male organ.
"Wow," says the urologist. "I have to admit, I've never seen anything like that before. I'm going to do a battery of tests; I want you to come back in 2 weeks and I hope to have an answer for you. But I have to warn you...if we don't have an answer by then, I might have to amputate."
They do the tests and Fred leaves the office, terrified.
Two weeks later he comes back in. The doctor says, "I'm terribly sorry. I haven't found a cause in any of the medical journals."
"That's OK," says Fred, "the problem went away!"
"Well, as I left your office that day I really had to pee. I stopped in the men's room in the hall, and there was a guy at the urinal next to me. When he was done, I noticed he shook his thing to dry it off. I started doing that when I was done, and now I'm all better!"
"How did you used to dry it off?" asked the urologist.
"Oh, I used to wring it out."