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    I'm a professional...I don't LOL

    "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had
    ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
    "I'm so sorry," said the nurse.

    "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"



    "It's swollen," Fred replied
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I just coughed up my third lung, thank you.

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    Dang, sorry to hear that, Fred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kylejack View Post
    Dang, sorry to hear that, Fred.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    is that classified as a medical disability?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Fred walks into a urologist's office and says, "Doctor, you have to help me. I've seen every other doctor in town and no one can tell me what's wrong."

    The doctor says, "OK, what seems to be the problem?"

    "This," Fred says, and drops trou, revealing the most revolting, disgusting, mangled man-thingy ever. It's green, dripping pus, and barely recognizable as the male organ.

    "Wow," says the urologist. "I have to admit, I've never seen anything like that before. I'm going to do a battery of tests; I want you to come back in 2 weeks and I hope to have an answer for you. But I have to warn you...if we don't have an answer by then, I might have to amputate."

    They do the tests and Fred leaves the office, terrified.

    Two weeks later he comes back in. The doctor says, "I'm terribly sorry. I haven't found a cause in any of the medical journals."

    "That's OK," says Fred, "the problem went away!"

    "Really? How?!"

    "Well, as I left your office that day I really had to pee. I stopped in the men's room in the hall, and there was a guy at the urinal next to me. When he was done, I noticed he shook his thing to dry it off. I started doing that when I was done, and now I'm all better!"

    "How did you used to dry it off?" asked the urologist.

    "Oh, I used to wring it out."

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    Foo continues to deliver only the utmost in good taste and dignified entertainment
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    The fix. (NSFW alert.)

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