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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Make sure to get a reciept from that junkie

    http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch12.html

    Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Is exotic male modeling and some "light" prostitution illegal?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is exotic male modeling and some "light" prostitution illegal?
    Dunno, but they, like everything else, are 100% taxable

    Ask for a signed receipt to be stuffed in your g-string next to the twenties
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I am gonna start charging tax on tips.

    Thank you for the $20 Pastor Jones.

    Your tax will be......... * gets caculator out of t back *

    ..... $1.65.

    *puts thumb on change maker he bought from a Sonic waitress*
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Pwnerer Wordbiker's Avatar
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Its not all taxable. Selling drugs or prostitution is a hobby up to $599 earned, then it's a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch12.html

    Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
    Hey, they never busted Al Capone for racketeering, murder for hire, money laundering, or any of that BS...

    They got him on failing to pay income tax on his profits..

    I imagine that drug dealers who get out of the charges could get busted for tax evasion as well...
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    I have to claim my Nobel prize? Damn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is exotic male modeling and some "light" prostitution illegal?
    Exotic male modeling to dogs "light" prostitution to movie star cardboard cut outs are not illegal. At least not in your case.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    cool. I was a bit worried.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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