I call 'em like I see 'em folks!
Don't shoot the messenger.
flying carpet let it out....a little interrogation and it quickly unraveled.
Shadi, lay off my dumbeks!
Okay, so here's my story.
I am an Arabian knight. It's a rough life, because all the Arabian women wanted me. I was the object of much wooing and lust. Naturally, this didn't go over well with the other Arabian men. After a number of attempts on my head, I entered the AKDBPP, Arabian Knight Dreamboat Protection Program. Their mission is in order to spread the influence and sexiness of Arabian knighthood, they'll take the most lusted after dreamboats and spread them around the world.
I was given a fake family, my "father" is from Guadalajara, my "mother" is from Long Island. I was given a fake genetic lineage as a Mexican Jew. I was given a fake name, Edward. My real name is Ahmud Hussein Mohammad Barack Slipherthetonguemadinijad. My family earned their last name...that's all I'll say. It's why I had to leave.
So here I am, an Arabian knight in the old West. I took fencing to keep my sword skills up to date. I started cycling to make my quads as epic as my story and history. I took up singing to share my story in the tongues and tones of my people.