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Old 02-04-09, 01:18 PM   #1
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What laws do you routinely break?

Any scofflaws out there?
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Old 02-04-09, 01:23 PM   #2
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is jacking off in public against the law?

Oh, not for me, Im just asking.

I break the "too sexy" law all the time, I also download songs i havent paid for on occasion. I shoplifted as a teen, and once got out of a driving without insurance ticket because of a misprinted insurance form.

Nowadays im a good boy though.
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Old 02-04-09, 01:25 PM   #3
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Old 02-04-09, 01:25 PM   #4
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I jaywalk. Run stop signs on the bike, and will roll through reds making right-hand turns in the car (lovingly referred to as a "California Stop."

Routinely drive 10-15mph above speed limits (though I am conscious of neighborhood and circumstances and do slow down when it makes sense).

But I also talk with food in my mouth (sorry), run with scissors, and go up and down stairs without holding the handrail. That's right Iceman, I am dangerous.
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Old 02-04-09, 01:39 PM   #6
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You think you're dangerous? Pfft.

I tear the tags off my pillows. Yeah, I'm a rebel like that.
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Old 02-04-09, 01:55 PM   #7
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The laws of safe riding. Suckas.
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Old 02-04-09, 01:58 PM   #8
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I roll stop signs and run reds (with due diligence). i especially love doing it a red light camera intersections. Where are they going to send the ticket? my bike has no license plate to OCR!

Currently, my car is 2 months past inspection. I drive it 6 miles per week on residential roads and it has a hole in the intercooler that will cost probably $1000+ to fix. I'll do it at some point, its just a tough sell right now.
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Old 02-04-09, 02:00 PM   #9
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now why would i want to confess to everything, i am not going to incriminate my self.

but i break my share of laws. im breaking one right now
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Old 02-04-09, 02:15 PM   #10
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the usual...DL a few songs here and there; light speeding, i.e. 5+MPH over (rare is the cop that would write me up for that unless in a school zone); have run a few stop signs on my bike in lightly traveled areas, little junk like that....and GTA.
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Old 02-04-09, 02:18 PM   #12
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I'm not a sinner never sinned I got a friend in Jesus.........oh never stop at stop signs on the bike
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Old 02-04-09, 02:30 PM   #13
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I was born in Texas and I love it.

I also return DVD's without rewinding, but only because my rewinder broke.
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Well these are still on the books in NC.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
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Well these are still on the books in NC.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
so much for me moving to NC
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