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    austropithicus
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    What laws do you routinely break?

    Any scofflaws out there?

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    is jacking off in public against the law?

    Oh, not for me, Im just asking.

    I break the "too sexy" law all the time, I also download songs i havent paid for on occasion. I shoplifted as a teen, and once got out of a driving without insurance ticket because of a misprinted insurance form.

    Nowadays im a good boy though.

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    nature

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    I don't sacrifice a lamb after I've sinned.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I jaywalk. Run stop signs on the bike, and will roll through reds making right-hand turns in the car (lovingly referred to as a "California Stop."

    Routinely drive 10-15mph above speed limits (though I am conscious of neighborhood and circumstances and do slow down when it makes sense).

    But I also talk with food in my mouth (sorry), run with scissors, and go up and down stairs without holding the handrail. That's right Iceman, I am dangerous.

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    You think you're dangerous? Pfft.

    I tear the tags off my pillows. Yeah, I'm a rebel like that.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I roll stop signs and run reds (with due diligence). i especially love doing it a red light camera intersections. Where are they going to send the ticket? my bike has no license plate to OCR!

    Currently, my car is 2 months past inspection. I drive it 6 miles per week on residential roads and it has a hole in the intercooler that will cost probably $1000+ to fix. I'll do it at some point, its just a tough sell right now.

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    now why would i want to confess to everything, i am not going to incriminate my self.

    but i break my share of laws. im breaking one right now
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    the usual...DL a few songs here and there; light speeding, i.e. 5+MPH over (rare is the cop that would write me up for that unless in a school zone); have run a few stop signs on my bike in lightly traveled areas, little junk like that....and GTA.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm not a sinner never sinned I got a friend in Jesus.........oh never stop at stop signs on the bike

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    I return video tapes without rewinding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I return video tapes without rewinding.
    enjoy your time in hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILUVUK View Post
    enjoy your time in hell
    I was born in Texas and I love it.

    I also return DVD's without rewinding, but only because my rewinder broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    what have you got?

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    gravity
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Sono pił lento di quel che sembra.
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    nice!
    Sono pił lento di quel che sembra.
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    hahahaha

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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    is everything
    Sono pił lento di quel che sembra.
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    GMTA

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    Well these are still on the books in NC.

    While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

    Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

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    sodomy laws

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    Well these are still on the books in NC.

    While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

    Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
    so much for me moving to NC
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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