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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ efrobert's Avatar
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    Recommend me a bad habit

    At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
    Ideas?

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    Selling girl scout cookies cell-to-cell in the Arkansas State Penn?
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    Find yourself a reeeealllly young wife who likes money. Then tell her what food allergies you have.
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    Cigarettes and turbochargers.

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    hookers are always the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    hookers are always the answer.
    The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.
    yes

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    Overacting because I can SpongeDad's Avatar
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    Scotch, steaks and cigars.

    It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    hookers are always the answer.

    As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeDad View Post
    Scotch, steaks and cigars.

    It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.
    If you find it not moving along fast enough, that's where the turbochargers come in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgedwa View Post
    As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.
    Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?
    A car with no backseat, ironically.

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    Unprotected Sex! <--- this would make a great band name
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian View Post
    Unprotected Sex! <--- this would make a great band name
    Unprotected Sex Pistols, if your name happens to be, or you're willing to go by, Johnny Herpes.

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    Or Sid Viscous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrobert View Post
    At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
    Ideas?
    Reefer and LSD or if you are looking for a fast track, cocaine. I know these aren't very creative ideas but they are bad and fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Or Std Viscous.
    Fixed.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Cholera-sausage duels:

    from Wikipedia's entry on "duel":

    "It is said (though not confirmed) that Otto von Bismarck challenged Rudolf Virchow to a duel. Virchow, as the challenged party had the choice of weapons; he chose two sausages, one of which had been inoculated with cholera. Bismarck is said to have called off the duel at once."

    Also interesting (but less fatal) is cow dung dueling, from the same article:

    "After being challenged to a duel, Abraham Lincoln was said to have picked cow dung at ten paces, which prompted his challenger to cancel it."

    (this may all be made up, though--it is Wikipedia)
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    Is there something wrong with a casual spontaneous suicide plan at that age.

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    Powercranks - absolutely the worst habit you can get


    shameless POWERCRANK plug
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    Don't run red lights, wear a helmet, use hand signals, get some cycle lights(front and rear) and, FFS, don't run red lights!

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    I was gonna say kitten juggling, or puppy grinding until I saw MarkHR's post. That is a BAAADDDD habit.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating
    what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    eat plenty of high sodium, high cholesterol and high hydrogenated cooking oil content foods. aka plenty of fast food intake, daily, at least 2/3 or 3/3 meals should be fast food.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?
    duh, it's just common sense
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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